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Father Photius
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On 2008-07-11 21:31, magicoftomh wrote:
I was starting to believe the Café will come to an end because of Dynamike.

How can Dynamike earn a living when he spends all his time creating avatars?

(getting back to business)
Mike is actually independently wealthy so he needs neither do magic nor avatars for income. And if you believe that, I got this bridge in Brooklyn for sale.

(Why do people even bother to count posts past 50?)

What did the magician find under his Benson Bowl?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
magicoftomh
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His life that he could have had if he weren't on The Magic Café.

If having a life had no value to said magician, what would be under his Benson Bowl?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Father Photius
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His laptop.

What did the magician say when he just realized he spent his 60 dollar gaffed coin on a vending machine candy bar?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
ERIC
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(&%^$#$^Y&Y!!!*&&%$##$&^*^%^%^$@@$$$^&^%#$@!!!@^&*(*)*^$%#$!!!^%$E%#&(*&)(&*)*^^$#$^^....Then he kicked the machine.

What did he say to the cop who saw him do this?
Father Photius
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Arrest this machine, it just robbed me of 60 bucks!

What did the cop say to this magician?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
ERIC
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Sure en it not be given you your change is it? Lte's go on down to the station and you can take it up with the sgt.

What did the magician do to convince the cop not to arrest him?
Father Photius
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He vanished.

What did the magician say when he just realized that in his friday night poker game he dealt the first hand using a Svengali deck?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
magicoftomh
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Before we get started, let me show you a card trick.

What did the magician say after he got out of the hospital?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Father Photius
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"Talk about getting decked"

Why did the color blind magician have trouble with Blendo?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
magicoftomh
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The silks looked the same as his jacket of mystery.

Why couldn't the color blind magician perform the Color Changing Shoelace?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Father Photius
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He was wearing loafers.

Why did the magician refuse to perform the baffling bra on women under 40?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Because she was wearing the RJOM.

Why won't Photius shave his beard so he can donate it to someone with cancer?
Father Photius
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Because canon law requires priest to have beards, and it is not 6 inches long which is the minimum length such organizations require, plus they don't actually take the donated hair and make wigs for cancer pts with it, they sell it and use the money to buy wigs.

Why did the assistant steal the magician's wallet?
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Dynamike
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Because she wanted the money Photius promised her but never paid her.

What do you get when you put a Photius and a Kyle together?
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I don't know - but when it speaks, you had better listen.

How many tricks/effects/routines are the perfect length for a magic show?
Father Photius
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One less than what bores the audience.

What would be the prefect closer for Dynamike's show?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
magicoftomh
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Prefect closer? Probably Ford Prefect. The perfect closer? Dynamike turns himself into an avatar onstage.

What would be the perfect closer for Kyle's show?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Father Photius
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Vanishing leaving only the RJOM on stage, and never re-appearing.


Mark Wilson had the Magicland of Alakazam, what would you call Kyle's Magicland?
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Actually, it's more like Disney's Wonderful World of Color...it's Kyle Peron's Ridiculous World of Red.

Instead of Tinkerbell, who starts Kyle's show?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Dynamike dressed as tikerbell.

What secret item does Kyle keep stored in his mirror box?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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