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Dynamike
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Because Dynamike is quicker than the eyes.

Why do you think all of Dynamike's assistants want to marry him?
Father Photius
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Because they would have to be insane to work for him in the first place.

Why should you never use a red zig zag lady illusion?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Only if it was owned by Photius.

Why do members alway make fun of Photius?
Father Photius
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Because he is such a fun guy. Even Photius makes fun of him.
(Mike with the Magic Beard,and he talks about my beard?)

How did the cloak of Invisibility become invisible?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Larry Bean
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Not enough starch at the dry cleaners.


How many buttons are on the RJOM?
Dynamike
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None, because it is worn out.

Why is Dynamike listed as the only master magician on the Café?
Larry Bean
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Because Dynamike wrote the description.

How does one become a master magician?
magicoftomh
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Know how to type.

What type of magician is Dynamike?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Dynamike
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By coming to Dynamike's lecture.

What would you be doing right now if it was not for the Café?
magicoftomh
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Having a life.

What would I be doing if I never before encountered Dynamike?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

Tom Hornikel
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Talking with his assistants.

How many assistants does Dynamike have?
magicoftomh
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Not as many assistants as he has avatars.

Why did Dynamike get his picture taken with the man who has a more impressive beard than Photius?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Father Photius
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Because he felt in his avatar that there should be at least one magician represented.

What did Dynamike do when Max Mavin told him to make his mind a total blank?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
magicoftomh
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That's easy!

What did Max Maven see when he read Kyle's mind?
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Father Photius
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Sgt. Shultz saying "I know nothing,I see nothing"

What was Col Hogan's favorite trick?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Making Photius disappear.

How would you put Kyle & Photius in a barrel together?
Father Photius
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You wouldn't, you'd put them in a barrel one at a time.

What was Col. Klink's favorite trick?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Putting Kyle and Photius in a barrel the same time.

Why does Dynamike has the coolest avatars?
Father Photius
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Because he keeps them in the refrigerator.

What is General Burkhalter's favorite trick?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Faking as if he's really a general.

Why do many memembers PM Dynamike everyday telling him his avatars look the best?
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