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Father Photius
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Actually having people like you.

Why did Mark Wilson change from the man with the 50,000 dollar hands to the man with the 100,000 hands?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Larry Bean
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Inflation.

What do you like best about his "Bingo" trick?
Dynamike
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It plays big enough to get my money back.

If Wilson was not a magician, what will he be?
Father Photius
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The luckiest man in the world, because he still has Nani. (probably some marketing consultant, since he has his degree in marketing)

Why did Nani Marry Mark? (and believe me magicians have been asking that question since the early 1950's)
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To save money on her income tax.

Why did Nani refuse to marry Photius?
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There's this guy named Mark.

Why did Kelly refuse to marry Dynamike?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Father Photius
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She only has eyes for photius (she just lets Kyle pay for the shoes).


Why did Larry get into magic?
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So he can make a lot of post on the Café.

Why is Kelly anxious to see Kyle go to the IBM/SAM convention?
Father Photius
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Because she knows with the RJOM at home she might actually get a little of Kyle's time.

What do you called a squared circle made from the RJOM?
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I still call it tasteless.

How is Kyle's RJOM like Linus' blanket in Peanuts?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Father Photius
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Because both of them become weak and loose their "powers" without them (plus neither one ever got washed much)

What do you get when you cross a sucker die box with a dove pan?
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Larry Bean
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A dove pan with that incredible sliding sound.

Why did Dynamike get into magic?
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Because his girlfriends forced him they wanted to be used for pleasure and business.
Father Photius
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And Mike forgot to post another gag
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...because my girlfriend wants me to stay with her.

Why is Dynamike so popular on the Café?
Father Photius
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Mike is popular?

Why should Dynamkike be sponsored for Comedy Magician of the Year?
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Because that is what made him popular.

Why should there be a RJOM forum?
Father Photius
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Because all the diverse discussion on the topic requires its own space.

Where did Mike make the bird go?
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He made the bird go high. Smile

What is happening at the convention?
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Kyle is hiding in fear of his life.


How many coins does it really take to make a miser dream?
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