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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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Actually having people like you.
Why did Mark Wilson change from the man with the 50,000 dollar hands to the man with the 100,000 hands?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Inflation.
What do you like best about his "Bingo" trick? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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It plays big enough to get my money back.
If Wilson was not a magician, what will he be? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The luckiest man in the world, because he still has Nani. (probably some marketing consultant, since he has his degree in marketing)
Why did Nani Marry Mark? (and believe me magicians have been asking that question since the early 1950's)
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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To save money on her income tax.
Why did Nani refuse to marry Photius? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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There's this guy named Mark.
Why did Kelly refuse to marry Dynamike? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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She only has eyes for photius (she just lets Kyle pay for the shoes).
Why did Larry get into magic?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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So he can make a lot of post on the Café.
Why is Kelly anxious to see Kyle go to the IBM/SAM convention? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because she knows with the RJOM at home she might actually get a little of Kyle's time.
What do you called a squared circle made from the RJOM?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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I still call it tasteless.
How is Kyle's RJOM like Linus' blanket in Peanuts? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because both of them become weak and loose their "powers" without them (plus neither one ever got washed much)
What do you get when you cross a sucker die box with a dove pan?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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A dove pan with that incredible sliding sound.
Why did Dynamike get into magic? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because his girlfriends forced him they wanted to be used for pleasure and business.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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And Mike forgot to post another gag
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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...because my girlfriend wants me to stay with her.
Why is Dynamike so popular on the Café? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Mike is popular?
Why should Dynamkike be sponsored for Comedy Magician of the Year?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because that is what made him popular.
Why should there be a RJOM forum? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because all the diverse discussion on the topic requires its own space.
Where did Mike make the bird go?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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He made the bird go high.
What is happening at the convention? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Kyle is hiding in fear of his life.
How many coins does it really take to make a miser dream?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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