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Houch hat huckin hurts...

Why did the munchkin cross the yellow brick road?
For as long as space exists,
And living beings remain in cyclic existence,
For that long, may I too remain,
to dispel the sufferings of the world.
-Shantideva

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magic4u02
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Cause the outhouse was on the other side. Why do you think the road was yellow? geesh.

What do you get when you have 150 magicians in a room and only one deck of cards?
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1490 itchy fingers.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder.......
magic4u02
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Bar owner says to the monkey: "Do you know you have a man growing out of your butt?"

What do you get when you cross a magician with a kangaroo?
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Sued by animal rights activists.

One hundred twenty six karate school dropouts walked into a bar,
the bartender said....
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We've got all the help we need.

When is an orange not an orange?

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When it's green.

What sort of soup do they serve on a battleship?
Dan Paulus
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Alphabet soup, with numbers garnish.

My cow wont give milk in the summer. So...
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. - Aristotle
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Take the butter she has



Who moved my cheese?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.



Now U C It Now U Don't

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magic4u02
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The same person who CUT it.

Where do all the missing socks go?
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Well, it's like this. When your socks go missing you worry about them for a bit then buy new socks. After you buy new socks you don't miss your old socks anymore. If you don't have them but also you're not missing them then the only conclusion can be that there were no socks in the first place.

Two flys swimming in a glass of whiskey. One says to the other......
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This is much better than the soup!

What do you get when you cross a top change with a gaffed card?
Hagerman
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What ever it is, it's not original. I saw a guy do that years ago.

Why does he lick his thumb before performing a card trick?
Jerrine
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Licking anything else would not be socially acceptable in mixed company.

How does a person with no rhythm find the off beat?
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They're already on it.

If toilets flush clockwise in the northern hemisphere and counter clockwise in the southern hemisphere, which way do they flush on the equator?

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Jerrine
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Down if you're lucky.

Red sponge balls come from...
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Rudolph

How did Rudolph light the Menorah?
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Well out of the way of his sponge balls.

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer walks into a bar...
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The bartender says, "Ohhh, no, no, we don't want any of your reindeer games."

Four score and seven years ago....

Edd
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People still had problems with math.

The night before Christmas and all through the house....
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