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magicoftomh
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Let's see. Kyle the miser was dreaming about buying his first RJOM. He had a nickel in his pocket.

What did Kyle do with that nickel?
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Buy a burnt pop tart.

Is Photius the tallest at the convention?
Father Photius
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Nope, Photius is in El Paso, not at the convention.

How did the magician make the heckler disappear?
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Dynamike
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By changing his name to Father Photius.

Why is photius in love with the Brady Bunch?
Father Photius
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Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!

(Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent)

What is dynamikes record for total number of illusions performed in one hour?
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magicoftomh
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-1 to the number of avatars Dynamike can place on The Magic Café in one hour.

Who shoots all the many pictures that Dynamike uses as avatars?
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Father Photius
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The RJOM.

How many real illusions does Dynamike actually own?
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magicoftomh
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Hundreds...sorry, I misread that. I thought you asked how many real DELUSIONS Dynamike has.

Where did Dynamike get his name?
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Off a box that a soap shaped like a mike on a rope for the shower came in.

What happened when the magician realized that his dekolta chair wasn't vanishing his assistant?
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magicoftomh
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He came to terms that he was a La Z Boy.

Was the magician's act in recline or decline?
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There is no recession going on, there is no recession going on, there is no recession going, prices rising, salaries not buying as much and not keeping up, it is all an illusion, there is no recession going on...

What does Kyle wear to perform in when he isn't wearing the RJOM?
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magicoftomh
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Unfortunately, Kyle was recently arrested for performing in his Red BVDs again.

What did the arresting officer say to Kyle when he slapped the cuffs on him?
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Father Photius
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"Don't be telling me that you are doing your funky monkey impression again."

What did the magician do when his multiplying bottles wouldn't multiply?
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Went back to the liquor store to buy more.


What is the record for multiplying bottles?
Father Photius
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36,422,871 set by W. C. Fields (he was afraid they were going to bring prohibition back)

How many bunnies can one magician multiply in 5 minutes?
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ERIC
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It depends on how many Heff lets him have...Tee Hee

What did Heff say when the "Bunny Police" showed up to check his VET clearance paperwork for all of his "performing bunnies"
magicoftomh
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C'mon in boys. Look all around.

Why did Hef's bunnies start vanishing?
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Father Photius
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Because Kyle showed up in the RJOM and they all ran away.

How do you get one of Hef's bunnies into a top hat?
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ERIC
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Pull out a camera and the hat and say "Here is your costume"

Why was Heff smiling at that?
Father Photius
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Becasue he knew the hat was a 7 3/4 while the girl was a 38.

How do you get one of Hef's bunnies out of a hat?
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