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Announce that the casting director for "Baywatch: The Movie" is in the mansion.

How did Kyle get cast in "Baywatch: The Movie"?
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He walked in with returning extras.

What did Kelly do to Kyle when she found him on the set of "Baywatch: The Movie"
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Tear down his Pamela Anderson posters.

Would Pam Anderson make a nice assistant?
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Ask Hans Klok.

What is the #1 quality a magician looks for in an assistant?
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If the person is female.

Which movie star would make the best assistant?
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The Olsen Twins. You can slide them under your props. They're also interchangeable.

Who should try out for Celebracadabra: The Assistants Edition?
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The has been celebrities from celebrity rehab, you have to be way down on the list to only qualify for assistant celecadabra.

Where does Kyle fall on the celebrity list?
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I will FALL on anyone as long as they are sexy, a woman and good looking. hehehe

Why does Kyle need to go back to school and learn to be funny?
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Taint funny, McGee!

Why , when a clown at least tastes funny, Kyle tastes like burnt pop tarts wrapped in polyester?
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I always though Kyle was supposed to be tasteless.

How many clowns can fit inside the RJOM?
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Just Kyle.

How many magic clowns does it take to totally terrorize Dynamike?
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One clown. 60 avatars.

How did the mime terrorize Dynamike?
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He refused to say a word to him.

Whats ashy about ashra?
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That's a burning question.

What do you do when you run out of invisible ink?
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Switch to writing with invisible lead.

Have you ever lost your invisible deck?
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I didn't lose it. The Invisible Man stole it from me.

Why won't anyone answer to my Invisible Man Wanted Posters?
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They haven't seen him.

What kind of soft drink does Mac King drink when he is in the Cloak of Invisibility?
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Clear crisp 7Up

What do you get when you cross Micky D's with BK
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DynaMicky riding as the Black Knight having it his way.

Why is it Kyle never takes the RJOM to the blood bank?
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He did once and Rocco used the RJOM as a transparent jacket to teach sleeving. After that, Kyle said "Never Again"

The previouos answer was "BIG MAC KING"

How did Kyle get the RJOM back from Rocco?
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