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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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Any that requires storage space in your house.
What lifestyle is incompatible with magic?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Any lifestyle that requires storage space in your house.
Why do live raccoons make lousy productions items for magicians? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Most are rabid, they bite, they scratch, and they will rob you blind.
How did the magician explain the disappearance of his own wallet?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Magicray69 Veteran user Tampa Bay 369 Posts
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What does a magician need a wallet for?
What do you call a trick where you change 2 rabbits into 4?
There was a time I had the blues,
the reason was I had no shoes. Until I met upon the street a man who had no feet. |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Nature.
Why did Photius associate raccoons with my fellow car salesmen? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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That speaks for itself, and they are both nusiance animals!
What did the magician say when the ball didn't go through the cup?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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<checking with my service department> Ahhh. Yes. It's past it's warranty!
Did you buy the Ball And Cup extended service contract? Was there ever a previous problem with the ball passing through the cup? Has the ball or cup ever been damaged in an accident or failed to go through recommended maintenance? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Has Tom run out of gags as he seems to keep forgetting to leave one?
Why did the magician sit on his zombie ball?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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He left his Flying Carpet at home.
Where did the magician go to get his Zombie Ball repaired? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Toilets are Us.
Why did the magician's rabbit run rabbit run?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Quote:
On 2008-08-14 21:53, magic4u02 wrote: Quote:
On 2008-08-14 21:55, Father Photius wrote: Right, because all my assistants are 24-36-24.  |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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That's their IQ.
Now back to my previous gag.
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Because it was a running gag.
Why did the magician use a Tootsie Pop instead of a magic wand? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he wanted to reveal the chocolately surprise inside!
What did the magician use to make the stains on his windows vanish?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Nothing. You cannot destroy the stained glass in the church again, Photius!
How does Photius wear a tuxedo and bowtie while wearing his collar? |
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wizardofsorts Special user Chicago, IL 936 Posts
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It's a tuxedo thong.
After the Russians finish in Georgia what will they do next?
Edd Fairman, Wizard of Sorts is a corporate magician available for your next trade show, hospitality suite, client luncheon, or company event. http://www.wizardofsorts.com
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Find another city with decent grits. They're sick of yogurt!!!
In my recent visit to the South, why did I get a half stick of butter in my bowl of grits at the IHOP? |
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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The backstroking FLY liked to grease up for his morning swim.
What will the Georgian's say when they leave? |
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wizardofsorts Special user Chicago, IL 936 Posts
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You all come back now, ya hear.
I've seen a butterfly, a horse fly, and a house fly, but I've never seen a...
Edd Fairman, Wizard of Sorts is a corporate magician available for your next trade show, hospitality suite, client luncheon, or company event. http://www.wizardofsorts.com
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Button fly. Jeans' got some!
Why did the magician wear loafers, and not shoes with laces? |
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