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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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Because in his escape routine he felt that he was tied up enough.
Why did the magician wear bright yellow pants when doing his act?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Something to do with vitamins and a bladder control problem.
How many doves are too many doves in a dove act? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Ask Alfred Hitchcock.
Why is Kyle's act "for the birds"? |
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wizardofsorts Special user Chicago, IL 936 Posts
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Because Gag tag has become exclusively "magician" jokes.
Now that the Olympics are over, China will go back to ....
Edd Fairman, Wizard of Sorts is a corporate magician available for your next trade show, hospitality suite, client luncheon, or company event. http://www.wizardofsorts.com
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Being an overpopulated nation that steals jobs from the USA because of economics...on the other hand...I haven't performed a rice bowl routine in nearly 30 years. Hmmmm.
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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What's the question? I think I may have an answer.
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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A few days late...
What is Fraidy Cat Rabbit afraid of? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Of being bred with Rocky Racoon!
Do Hippity Hop rabbits actually Hip and Hop? |
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ricker Special user Tampa, FL 914 Posts
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Only if they are running from Sarah Palin's gun.
Why is Sarah Palin a GILF? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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I dunno. But is she a VP2B?
If Al Gore invented the Internet, what did Dick Cheney invent? |
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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Don't know, but he's one of the reasons the bullet proof vest was invented.
If Palin's "lack of experience" is no good "just a heartbeat away' from the presidency, What would that make Obama's lack of experience IN the presidential spot? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Worse.
What magic trick is Obama famous for? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Weebly-wobbly-timey-wimey. I consider that one a draw in the two tickets.
Which member of the Café would you elect? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Any staff member - problems can be deleted as they occur
The age requirement for president is 35 - what should it be? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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16 year olds know it all!
Are Blue States really depressed? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Not near as depressed as I am from having to watch all the political commercials, commentaries, etc.
What illusion could you use to make the election entertaining?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Incumbent's Revenge.
What rope trick seems appropriate for the national political conventions? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Patriotic Ropes...but seriously...
What did the mentalist find at the national political conventions? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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That everyone's mind was a complete blank.
What did the magician hope to pull out of his hat for the election?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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A rabbit qualified to run for office...or is that "hop"?
Why did the magician's pickpocket effect go wrong at the political convention? |
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