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Father Photius
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Because the politicians already had their hands in everybody's pockets.

What did the magician do to the Television set that only showed 24/7 political commentary?
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He performed his vanishing Fox illusion.

What did the stage magician learn at the political convention?
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That it's not just Magician's who lie to make people cheer and believe false things....

If the magician does "Professors Nightmare", what does Obama do?
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The election nightmare.

Why did the traveling magician need to be sure he always carried both red and blue silks?
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Because the French were using all of the White Hankerchiefs.

How does one update Twentieth Century Silks for the 21st Century?
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Add another silk.


Why did the magician hide the hen when doing silk to egg?
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He needed somewhere to stash the silk.

Where did the hen go after the show?
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To the coop to lay one on something.

Why did the magician's chicken cross the road?
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To find someone willing to remove the silk.

Who came to the hen's aid?
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An aide to Henny Youngman.


To whom did the magician give the bird?
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I guess everyone at one time or another.

Why aren't more birds used in magic?
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Two words: Colonel Sanders.

Why aren't there more rabbits used in magic?
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Because they are so unique and to catch them unique up on them or they get away.

Why isn't there more magic used in rabbits?
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Because they already have too much magic going on. Ever try and stop them from breeding? lol

What would be a cool animal to use for magic that is not a common one already used?
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I used a Pig in a Blammo Box.

Why shouldn't you use a pig in a magic show?
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They get easily offended when you call them Porkchops and they do not like to HAM it up much.

How long has Larry been pointing at those cards in his Avatar and how long before his hand falls off?
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He's been point at them for 1763 posts at this point in time, and his hands will fall off the second the RJOM disintegrates.

What kind of animal should Kyle use in his act?
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Moths.

What animal did Dynamike's assistants refuse to touch in his act?
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What do his assistants love to touch?
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Their paycheck.

Why does Dynamike need to get new assistants for each show?
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