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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts 
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Because the politicians already had their hands in everybody's pockets.
What did the magician do to the Television set that only showed 24/7 political commentary?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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He performed his vanishing Fox illusion.
What did the stage magician learn at the political convention? |
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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That it's not just Magician's who lie to make people cheer and believe false things....
If the magician does "Professors Nightmare", what does Obama do? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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The election nightmare.
Why did the traveling magician need to be sure he always carried both red and blue silks?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Because the French were using all of the White Hankerchiefs.
How does one update Twentieth Century Silks for the 21st Century? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Add another silk.
Why did the magician hide the hen when doing silk to egg?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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He needed somewhere to stash the silk.
Where did the hen go after the show? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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To the coop to lay one on something.
Why did the magician's chicken cross the road? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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To find someone willing to remove the silk.
Who came to the hen's aid? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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An aide to Henny Youngman.
To whom did the magician give the bird?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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I guess everyone at one time or another.
Why aren't more birds used in magic? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Two words: Colonel Sanders.
Why aren't there more rabbits used in magic? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because they are so unique and to catch them unique up on them or they get away.
Why isn't there more magic used in rabbits?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Because they already have too much magic going on. Ever try and stop them from breeding? lol
What would be a cool animal to use for magic that is not a common one already used?
Kyle Peron
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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I used a Pig in a Blammo Box.
Why shouldn't you use a pig in a magic show? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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They get easily offended when you call them Porkchops and they do not like to HAM it up much.
How long has Larry been pointing at those cards in his Avatar and how long before his hand falls off?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He's been point at them for 1763 posts at this point in time, and his hands will fall off the second the RJOM disintegrates.
What kind of animal should Kyle use in his act?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Moths.
What animal did Dynamike's assistants refuse to touch in his act? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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DynaMike
What do his assistants love to touch? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Their paycheck.
Why does Dynamike need to get new assistants for each show?
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