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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts 
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None because she turned down every deal to perform magic.
What did Copperfield do to stay out of prison? |
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nathanallen Special user Des Moines, Iowa, USA 522 Posts
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Convinced the judge that it would be cruel and unusual punishment for the other prisoners.
What is the most over-used birthday party magic trick?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
www.maniacofmagic.com To buy a prop is nothing. To write a good routine is something. To really entertain an audience is everything. |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The paycheck bounce.
Why did the magician insist on being paid in gold?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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That way it would make it a ad bit harder for the wife to use it to buy shows at PayLess. =)
What did Photius REALLY do to get the title of grammar host?
Kyle Peron
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he agreed to be the "Father" of us all.
Why does Kyle like red? Quote:
On 2008-09-19 10:59, Father Photius wrote: Because he was a homie from the hood. |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Because it covers the blood when I forget to put the swords in the proper way for the sword basket illusion.
What is Mike's favorite trick to do for his Homies in the hood?
Kyle Peron
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Pick Pocketing.
What would Kyle do without the Chair Suspension? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He'd be like an out of work school teacher...got no class.
Why doesn't Kyle use a guillotine in his act?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because once he already tried it and it fail to work right, that is why his jacket got red.
Why do kids laugh at Photius beard during his performance? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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While Photius was sleeping, the RJOM tied little ribbons into his beard.
How did Photius get revenge on the RJOM? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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By throwing a can of blue paint on it.
What's an easy trick Kyle can not perform? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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The RJOM into Classy Suit illusion.
What picture of himself is Dynamike afraid to show you in his avatar? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The one that hasn't been photoshoped.
If a squared square is a squared square circle, what is a circled circle?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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The opposite of a squared square.
What month will Dynamike have 10,000 post? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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As long as certain magi have delete power, possibly never!!! heheheheheheh. Don't count 'em mike, just keep 'em comming!
What did the magician say when the rabbit in his hat did a Johnny Thompson bird shirt on his head?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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I do not know but it was messy and the audience pointed and everyone laughed.
What did the dry cleaner say when the magician brought in his jacket to get dry cleaned?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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"Who did the bunny hop on this Jacket?"
What did Mark Wilson say when Kyle stole the Alakazam Train?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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" ALL ABOARD!"
What did Photius say when Mike changed his avatar yet again?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Nothing, he can't stand looking at mike, so doesn't.
Why did Nani refuse to get into the Alakazam train once Kyle stole it?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Because she was jealous of Kelly's affection for the hoty and handsome Kyle.
Why wasn't Photius invited?
Kyle Peron
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