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Father Photius
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Everyone knew he would be off somewhere with Nani.

Why did the magician produce a gallon of Old Spice?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Josh the Superfluous
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He thought the convention was in "Cologne Michigan".

Why do magicians tell the same jokes?
What do you want in a site? "Honesty, integrity and decency." -Mike Doogan
"I hate it, I hate my ironic lovechild. I didn't even have anything to do with it" Josh #2
Father Photius
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(Great one, there Josh) Because they can't afford a full paint job.

How did the assistant find her way to the theater after all the magician's misdirection?
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She used her TomTom. I said, "You're welcome. You're welcome."

Why doesn't Kyle use a GPS system?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Father Photius
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Because he can't spell it.

Why is Dynamike so magical?
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magicoftomh
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Grammar host...you misspelled the word magical. The question is, "Why is Dynamike so tragical?"
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On 2008-09-21 23:56, Father Photius wrote:
Because he can't spell it.

Why is Dynamike so magical?

Because he's the best, the very best, the best there is to be.

Why does Tom have a tragical mind when performing?
Father Photius
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Because Mike thinks he is the best.

Why is Kyle really a poofer?
(If you don't know the story of his Wife Kelly's screen name find it out before answering).
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Dynamike
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On 2008-09-22 15:00, Father Photius wrote:


(If you don't know the story of his Wife Kelly's screen name find it out before answering).

(Photius, I'll be your grammar host superviser. You spelled "before" wrong. I do not charge much.)

Because Kyle is also a snuffer.

Why are other magicians jealous of Dynamike of his professional magic skills?
Father Photius
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Well I wouldn't exactly call a bunch of 5 year old's with Mac King box o magic kits magicians.


How much Tar does it take to make a complete set of Tarbels?
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Dynamike
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Just enough to ring bell.

Shall Dynamike marry one of his assistants?
magicoftomh
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Inflatable or non inflatable?

What characteristic of the the lovely Kelly actually rubbed off onto Kyle?
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"Give me the money!"

If it was not for The Great Dynamike, where would we be right now?
Larry Bean
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I guess right about where we are now Smile

When do things look up for magicians?
Dynamike
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When the magician is being levitated.

If it was not for magic, what will a magician do?
magicoftomh
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Make magic appear from nowhere.

What did Dynamike make appear from nowhere?
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9000 post.

Why do so many people love to watch Dynamike perform?
Father Photius
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Because they are retarded and actually think watching someone type 9000 misspelled posts is fun.

What is the difference between the Dynamike Levitation and the Blaney Ladder Suspension?
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Dynamike's levitation is for those who are cool. Blaney Ladder Suspension is for those who get too high.

Why does Photius E-mails Dynamike everyday begging to be Dynamike's partner?
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'Cause the idea worked for Seigfried & Roy.


Who's your daddy?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
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To buy a prop is nothing.
To write a good routine is something.
To really entertain an audience is everything.
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