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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Everyone knew he would be off somewhere with Nani.
Why did the magician produce a gallon of Old Spice?
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Josh the Superfluous Inner circle The man of 1881 Posts |
He thought the convention was in "Cologne Michigan".
Why do magicians tell the same jokes?
What do you want in a site? "Honesty, integrity and decency." -Mike Doogan
"I hate it, I hate my ironic lovechild. I didn't even have anything to do with it" Josh #2 |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
(Great one, there Josh) Because they can't afford a full paint job.
How did the assistant find her way to the theater after all the magician's misdirection?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts |
She used her TomTom. I said, "You're welcome. You're welcome."
Why doesn't Kyle use a GPS system? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Because he can't spell it.
Why is Dynamike so magical?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts |
Grammar host...you misspelled the word magical. The question is, "Why is Dynamike so tragical?"
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
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On 2008-09-21 23:56, Father Photius wrote: Because he's the best, the very best, the best there is to be. Why does Tom have a tragical mind when performing? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Because Mike thinks he is the best.
Why is Kyle really a poofer? (If you don't know the story of his Wife Kelly's screen name find it out before answering).
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
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On 2008-09-22 15:00, Father Photius wrote: (Photius, I'll be your grammar host superviser. You spelled "before" wrong. I do not charge much.) Because Kyle is also a snuffer. Why are other magicians jealous of Dynamike of his professional magic skills? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Well I wouldn't exactly call a bunch of 5 year old's with Mac King box o magic kits magicians.
How much Tar does it take to make a complete set of Tarbels?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
Just enough to ring bell.
Shall Dynamike marry one of his assistants? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts |
Inflatable or non inflatable?
What characteristic of the the lovely Kelly actually rubbed off onto Kyle? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
"Give me the money!"
If it was not for The Great Dynamike, where would we be right now? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts |
I guess right about where we are now
When do things look up for magicians? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
When the magician is being levitated.
If it was not for magic, what will a magician do? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts |
Make magic appear from nowhere.
What did Dynamike make appear from nowhere? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
9000 post.
Why do so many people love to watch Dynamike perform? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Because they are retarded and actually think watching someone type 9000 misspelled posts is fun.
What is the difference between the Dynamike Levitation and the Blaney Ladder Suspension?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
Dynamike's levitation is for those who are cool. Blaney Ladder Suspension is for those who get too high.
Why does Photius E-mails Dynamike everyday begging to be Dynamike's partner? |
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nathanallen Special user Des Moines, Iowa, USA 522 Posts |
'Cause the idea worked for Seigfried & Roy.
Who's your daddy?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
www.maniacofmagic.com To buy a prop is nothing. To write a good routine is something. To really entertain an audience is everything. |
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