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Father Photius
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He's dead.

(Mike I thought you said you would keep quiet about all those emails!)

Why didn't the break away wand break away?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Because Kyle does not understand the instructions.

Why does Dynamike like spending so much time helping members on the Café?
Father Photius
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You call that help?

How do you cook a rabbit in a dove pan?
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Dynamike
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By using the red heat from the RJOM.

Why did Photius' brand new assistant smack him in the face during practice?
Father Photius
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No clue, since Photius, like Superman, works alone. (Besides the only person I would even dream of letting be my assistant is still under a lifetime contract to Mark Wilson).

What did the magician do when the egg fell out of the egg bag and broke on the floor?
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He said "That was eggstrodinary. Does anyone have a eggtra egg."

What did the magician do when the Fire Wallet's fire made contact with his heard?
Father Photius
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Gee I don't know, I don't think I've ever seen fire come in contact with the past tense of hear.

What did Dynamike say when he realized they wrote his check for the gig on flashpaper?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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"What did you do that for, Sparky?"

What law firm writes Dynamike's performance contracts?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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"Dynamiko." It is so simple even a Dynamike caveman can do it.

What did the magician do when the Fire Wallet's fire made contact with his beard?
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Gee I don't know, I don't think I've ever seen fire come in contact with the past tense of bear.


Where did Copperfield hide the Statue of Liberty?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
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To buy a prop is nothing.
To write a good routine is something.
To really entertain an audience is everything.
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I think he hid the smaller version in his pocket.

Why is this thread moving so actively to 108 pages long?
Larry Bean
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Because it is addicting.

Why did Copperfield hide the Statue of Liberty?
Father Photius
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Because he couldn't think of anything else to do with it.

Why did Blackstone float the lightbulb?
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Dynamike
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Because it was too hot to hold.

Why did Houdini's wife kiss him before he escaped from jail?
Larry Bean
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To slip him a key or lock pick.

Why did he kiss her?
Dynamike
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To prove he was a love bird, not a jail bird.


At what age will Copperfield retire?
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His present age...when he retires each night.

How do you stop your puppet from snoring?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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Father Photius
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Stick a sock in your mouth.

Why does Nigel win every argument with Harris?
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Dynamike
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Because looser gets all.

What's the smallest trick in the world?
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Now mike, we all promised you we wouldn't talk about that.

How do you tell the ventriloquist from the dummy?
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