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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts 
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He's dead.
(Mike I thought you said you would keep quiet about all those emails!) Why didn't the break away wand break away?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because Kyle does not understand the instructions.
Why does Dynamike like spending so much time helping members on the Café? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You call that help?
How do you cook a rabbit in a dove pan?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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By using the red heat from the RJOM.
Why did Photius' brand new assistant smack him in the face during practice? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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No clue, since Photius, like Superman, works alone. (Besides the only person I would even dream of letting be my assistant is still under a lifetime contract to Mark Wilson).
What did the magician do when the egg fell out of the egg bag and broke on the floor?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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He said "That was eggstrodinary. Does anyone have a eggtra egg."
What did the magician do when the Fire Wallet's fire made contact with his heard? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Gee I don't know, I don't think I've ever seen fire come in contact with the past tense of hear.
What did Dynamike say when he realized they wrote his check for the gig on flashpaper?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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"What did you do that for, Sparky?"
What law firm writes Dynamike's performance contracts? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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"Dynamiko." It is so simple even a Dynamike caveman can do it.
What did the magician do when the Fire Wallet's fire made contact with his beard? |
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nathanallen Special user Des Moines, Iowa, USA 522 Posts
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Gee I don't know, I don't think I've ever seen fire come in contact with the past tense of bear.
Where did Copperfield hide the Statue of Liberty?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
www.maniacofmagic.com To buy a prop is nothing. To write a good routine is something. To really entertain an audience is everything. |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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I think he hid the smaller version in his pocket.
Why is this thread moving so actively to 108 pages long? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Because it is addicting.
Why did Copperfield hide the Statue of Liberty? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he couldn't think of anything else to do with it.
Why did Blackstone float the lightbulb?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because it was too hot to hold.
Why did Houdini's wife kiss him before he escaped from jail? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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To slip him a key or lock pick.
Why did he kiss her? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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To prove he was a love bird, not a jail bird.
At what age will Copperfield retire? |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8821 Posts
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His present age...when he retires each night.
How do you stop your puppet from snoring?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Stick a sock in your mouth.
Why does Nigel win every argument with Harris?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because looser gets all.
What's the smallest trick in the world? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Now mike, we all promised you we wouldn't talk about that.
How do you tell the ventriloquist from the dummy?
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