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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts 
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He told the audience it is a tampon collection device.
When is Photius going to catch up with Dynamike's post? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Photius doesn't even try to catch up with or chase anybody's number of posts. I like to post, I like to read, but the numbers don't mean a thing. Not like you can take them to the bank, or invest in the market with them.
What does Mac King do in his act when the fish won't bite?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Tries a Fig Newton.
Why is the Masked Magician so eager to turn on fellow magicians? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he has such a "great love for magic" (read that as great love for money in his pocket).
Why does Valentino really wear a mask when on TV?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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To keep out of sight of the FBI because he is America's most wanted.
Is magic the #1 performing art? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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No we're number 2, we try harder.
(Anybody for Mac King's line about good ol' number 2?) Why wouldn't Barbie come out of the magic doll house?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because she is too afraid to show the world the baby she and Ken had.
What is the hardest magic in the world? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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To prove that your hands are empty.
What is the most boring card trick in the world? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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52 card pickup.
What is the easiest coin trick in the world? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Making a coin vanish in a slot machine.
Why is it called 20th Century Silks, this is the 21st Century?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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They said the same thing in the 15th century.
Why is magic fun to perform? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17364 Posts
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Because you know the years of practice pay off at least for you...
Why practice the pass?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Because you hate the hindu shuffle.
Why is the bicycle decks popular among magicians? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because the other deck reminds them of the time they got stung by a Bee.
Why do magicians love Dynamike's advice? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because we all know if you do the exact opposite it will turn out great.
Why did Blackstone vanish a horse?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he thought it was a Democratic donkey.
Why did Copperfield call up Dynamike to help him perform? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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He wanted lessons in egomania.
What effect of David Copperfield's was Dynamike able to improve ? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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I don't know...but Copperfield was immediately investigated by the local police afterwards.
What kid show routine was mastered by OJ Simpson? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Runaway Rabbit.
What did the magician do when he discovered there was really milk in his pitcher?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Invented the Corn Flakes trick.
What cereal is a favorite of magicians? |
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