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Dynamike
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He told the audience it is a tampon collection device.

When is Photius going to catch up with Dynamike's post?
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Photius doesn't even try to catch up with or chase anybody's number of posts. I like to post, I like to read, but the numbers don't mean a thing. Not like you can take them to the bank, or invest in the market with them.

What does Mac King do in his act when the fish won't bite?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Larry Bean
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Tries a Fig Newton.

Why is the Masked Magician so eager to turn on fellow magicians?
Father Photius
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Because he has such a "great love for magic" (read that as great love for money in his pocket).

Why does Valentino really wear a mask when on TV?
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To keep out of sight of the FBI because he is America's most wanted.

Is magic the #1 performing art?
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No we're number 2, we try harder.
(Anybody for Mac King's line about good ol' number 2?)

Why wouldn't Barbie come out of the magic doll house?
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Dynamike
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Because she is too afraid to show the world the baby she and Ken had.

What is the hardest magic in the world?
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To prove that your hands are empty.

What is the most boring card trick in the world?
Dynamike
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52 card pickup.

What is the easiest coin trick in the world?
Father Photius
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Making a coin vanish in a slot machine.

Why is it called 20th Century Silks, this is the 21st Century?
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Dynamike
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They said the same thing in the 15th century.

Why is magic fun to perform?
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Because you know the years of practice pay off at least for you...
Why practice the pass?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Because you hate the hindu shuffle.

Why is the bicycle decks popular among magicians?
Dynamike
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Because the other deck reminds them of the time they got stung by a Bee.

Why do magicians love Dynamike's advice?
Father Photius
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Because we all know if you do the exact opposite it will turn out great.

Why did Blackstone vanish a horse?
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Dynamike
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Because he thought it was a Democratic donkey.

Why did Copperfield call up Dynamike to help him perform?
Larry Bean
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He wanted lessons in egomania.

What effect of David Copperfield's was Dynamike able to improve ?
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I don't know...but Copperfield was immediately investigated by the local police afterwards.

What kid show routine was mastered by OJ Simpson?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Runaway Rabbit.

What did the magician do when he discovered there was really milk in his pitcher?
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Invented the Corn Flakes trick.

What cereal is a favorite of magicians?
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