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Dynamike
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Whoever is the trickiest.

What magician besides Dynamike will make a good president?
Father Photius
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Any magician but Dynamike.

What did the magician do to his television set during the pre-election weeks?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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He performed Balloon to Elephant and Donkey with it to encourage everyone to vote.

What will the Café be without Dynamike?
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Who's Dynamike?

Why is Dynamike calling himself Dynamike?
Joey Evans
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Because luckily he has his nametag on upside down so he can read it.

What kind of car does Criss Angel drive?
The Visual Comedy and Magic of Joey Evans

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The Impossible Has Never Been So Funny!
Dynamike
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A freaky kind you will mind.

What is the hardest trick in the world?
Father Photius
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Raising all the dead after one of Dynamike's shows.

Why did the magician stop doing the dove toss?
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Bball5630
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Because of a class action lawsuit by doves and dwarves.

What is the most difficult coin move?
Dynamike
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Keeping it away from your girlfriend.

Why does Dynamike always gets a standing applause?
Bball5630
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Because he doesn't provide chairs for the audience.

Why did the magician hate going to the beach?
Rizzo
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Because his levitation was exposed.

Why run if not being chased?
Nothing Personal-Strictly Business
Father Photius
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To get a head start on the audience.

Why did the magician wear red socks?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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To help hide the blood from cutting himself with the saw from the saw-in-half trick.

Why did a magician bring a computer to his show?
Father Photius
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Because he wanted to have something to keep the kids entertained while he did his act.


Why did the magician make his pants vanish?
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He actually forgot to wear his pants to the performance.

Why are magicians vanishing the ball with a wand and not with a cane?
Dynamike
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Because he is celebrating he does not need to walk with the cane anymore.

What did Kyle say when the RJOM thread was gone?
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The RJOM does look a little threadbare.

Does Kyle miss the RJOM thread?
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Yes he does indeed. But with 2 RJOM's now, I have twice as much trouble.

What is the one non magic prop no magician should ever be without?
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His imagination

Why did the rabbit leave the hat?
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Because it was mating season.

Where would mentalist be at without magicians?
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