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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts 
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At a real paying job.
What would Mike do if he was not doing magic?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Letting females take him on dates.
Name a hip hop magician. |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Snoop doggie cards...
What did the gambler say to the magician?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Wanna play the slot machine monte?
Why does Dynamike spends so much time on the Café to help others? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he is obsessed with making 10,000 posts.
Why did the magician turn a blue elephant into a red donkey?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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He ran out of green ones...
What was the vent dummy's name?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Dynamike
Why is the trick named 'ambitious card' and not 'elevator card'? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because there were no such thing of elevators when it was invented.
Why do members love to send Dynamike PM's on a daily basis? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Because he's too far away to get an autograph...
Why are 1 trick dvds the new thing?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because 1 trick CDs are the old thing.
What trick can Dynamike do best? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Appearance from no where and all over the place.
Why do magicians tearing up old newspapers and then restored them again when these papers are of no use any more? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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The dog loves them...
Why do knives change colors?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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They rusted badly.
Why are magicians not using crocodiles and alligators for their acts? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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To sneak up and eat the hecklers.
Who was the first magician to use a rabbit? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Dynamike ... who thought he invented the rabbit from hat trick.
Why are magicians using bigger and larger coins now? |
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Ray Tupper. Special user NG16. 749 Posts
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Inflation!
Why don't magicians start with a zig-zag lady,make her better and then return her to her unfortunate state?
What do we want?
A cure for tourettes! When do we want it? C*nt! |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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That would be doing a crooked trick.
What did the magician do with his levitation table during his time off?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Save on gas.
Why do magician want to become illusionist like Dynamike? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Because Dynamike allows them to use his illusions.
Why is it that Dynamike is considering performing bizarre magic performances now? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he is bizarre to all the females.
Do you think Dynamike should retire at 10,000 post? |
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