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Danny The Idiot
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The same person that put the linga in the dinga linga ding dong.

Why do birds suddenly appear?
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honus
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Because Lance Burton needs to get his coat dry-cleaned.

[Aside to Harris - what song?]

Why do birds fly south for the winter?
magic4u02
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Cause it is way too far to walk and taking a cab is out of the question.

What are the top 5 ways you can tell a person is a magician?
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(aside song answer......Send in the Clowns)

5 reasons...His card is ambitious....5 times...

Where did Harris' Hair go...?
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No where. He just grew through the top of it. Or Onto his back and shoulders (shudder!).

Who wants to be a millionaire?

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(aside to Ed..How did you know..I have a full back of hare!)

A billionare with poor investments...

What should a magician's spouse invest in?
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magic4u02
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Ear plugs and a lock for the check book. =)

What do you get when you have 200 magicians at an auction and only one item up for bid?
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200 magicians re-mortgaging their homes to bid for it.

What did the gay mentalist say to the magician whose mother had a goldfish called bob?
Bob Burns is the creator of The Swan.
magic4u02
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I think we are in the wrong movie!

How do you know you have been visiting this thread way too much?
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When you have 8172 posts all in this thread....

My New Year's Resolution is...

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..to stand up straight when you're getting your photo taken.

What do you get if you cross Kyle with Harris?
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An extremely sexy and handsome fellow who knows how to make people laugh. (see Harris... I have your back. hehehehe)

EDD: hehehehe Nice one

How can you get George to stand up straight?
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Take away his props..

What did the prop comedian say to his chiropractor?
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Don't worry about my back... just PROP me up over there.

What did the chicken say to the egg?
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Danny The Idiot
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"I'm going to have to draw a Moustache of Misdirection on your shell for the next trick!"


How many Elves does it take to change a light bulb?
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Danny: LMAO. Why did I know that one was coming. hehehe I may just have to use that line in my strolling shows. lol. I am sure that will go over great. hehehe

One. I just saw him working the home appliance aisle at K-Mart. He was changing the blue light special. The Blue Suede Shoes gave it away.

Why is Danny called "The Idiot"? =)
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The is his middle name...

Sort of like Smokey...

Who are "They"...as in They say...????
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They say that we may never find out

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist?
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Yeah. He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a Dog.

How can you gaurantee a standing ovation?
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Perform the levitating milk bone over your dog's head.

Why do dogs hate magic?
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. - Aristotle
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