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So more magicians can have more excuses for not practicing ... they are chatting with Dynamike.

Why is Dynamike calling himself an illusionist and not a trickster?
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Because he is an illusion when it comes to black art.

Who will be the first magician to vanish from the tallest building in the world?
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Dynamike will give it a try and the Café will miss him.

Why is ostrich eggs not used with the egg bag routine?
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Because of those representing Pro Life.

Why is Dynamike so cool to all of us?
JamesTong
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Because he is not hot headed.

Why is Dynamike the favorite poster in the 'Now that's funny' section?
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Because he's not a playa hater 'cause he's a congratulator.

Why do members always send Dynamike Private messages like "We love ya man."
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Please ignore my
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They are too far away for a big hug...
Why won't my volunteers ever step on the trap door?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Because they do not want to go down with you.

Who invented the magic wand?
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Dynamike was using a broken piece of branch, at a sea side picnic, 250 years ago, to wave at his hand and when the coin vanished, he saw the possibility that the branch can act as a magic wand. Now that brilliant idea is used all over the world.

Why is Dynamike so innovative with his magic?
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Because there is no room on the outside to be outovative.

When are members requesting to make Dynamike a VIP?
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Dynamike can become a Very.Important.Participant any time he wants.

Why are magicians wanting to become magicians' magicians instead of just a lay audience's magician?
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Because they are still looking for tips on improvement.

What trick shall all magicians do before death?
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The old stopping the heartbeat trick.

Why did the rabbit walk out on the magician in the middle of the act?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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The magician is pulling him by the ears just to show him around.

Why are magicians spending so much time perfecting card flourishes and then not performing them in the actual acts?
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Because the audience doesn't really care, they only learn it to show other magicians that they are magicians.

What was left behind when the magician vanished the Elephant?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Big loads of poop.

Why did magician choose to have magic wands?
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They think they are better magicians by just having a magic wand.

Why do magicians always use the thumb tips and not the big toe tips to vanish a silk?
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Because most magicians think the effect using the toe tip stinks.

Who is the oldest magician?
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In another 50 years Dynamike would be the oldest performing magician.

Why is Las Vegas the favorite place magicians want to perform in?
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Because the other oldest profession is legal there.

Who will be the first magician to make the tallest building in the world levitate?
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