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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts 
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I can have dinner with Dynamike any time I like.
Why did Houdini turned to escape acts and not continue his magic performances? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He got so much practice escaping from angry audiences from his magic act that he actually got better at the escapes.
Why did the magician really put his assistant in the straight jacket?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Rizzo Inner circle East Coast 3322 Posts
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He was tired of hearing her complain about rope burns.
What did the magician ask the mentalist? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Is mentalism real?
What is the scariest magic trick? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17366 Posts
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Making money disappear...
Why do magicians make money disappear?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because they can't stop buying new props and tricks.
Why is there a dove toss, but no rabbit toss?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because rabbits can only jump.
Why is it magicians can not get their white rabbit to jump? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Because it is a dummy rabbit meant for the ventriloquist.
Why do magicians pull the rabbit out of the hat by the ears? |
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Rizzo Inner circle East Coast 3322 Posts
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They don't want to damage their lucky foot.
Why is it called a Top Hat? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Now they are just using the baseball caps.
Why are magicians spend hundreds of hours practicing the accordion move with cards instead of just using the electric deck? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because they find the electric deck too shocking.
Why did the dumb magician never do a trick with a complete deck?
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Rizzo Inner circle East Coast 3322 Posts
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He wasnt born with a full deck!
Why does the sword swallower laugh? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The sword he just swallowed was tickling him.
Why are magicians turning to swallowing needles and razor blades instead of just doing card tricks? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because they got "steal" and "steel" tricks mixed up.
What is a magician's favorite way to steal something? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Anyway that involves a $100 bill.
Why did the magician make his own wallet vanish?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he was at a pick pocket convention.
When will Criss Angel be in The Magic Castle? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17366 Posts
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This winter..The manager of the Castle said it would be a cold day in January before I call that guy here...
Where did my only shell go?...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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It went straight to ....
Why do so many mentalist try to look like poor clones of Max Mavin?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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They think Max Maven is cool
Why is a mentalist pretending to be a mentalist when he is not a mentalist? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he is a mental case.
What happened when the magician went "poof"?
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