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magicoftomh
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5 other magicians tried to book his regular gigs.

What is the most politically correct magic word(s)?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Make Dynamike disappear.

What magician will make a good president?
Father Photius
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Any of the top coin guys, because they are already so experienced at making money disappear.

What did the magician find under the Okito box?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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His close up mat...
Why are Barbers preferred by some magicians?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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Because beauticians charge a lot more.

What does a hungry illusionist eat?
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Same things as a hungry magician.

What do hungry magicians feed their hungry assistants when they are on a long road shows gig and when they are almost penniless?
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Kool aid from the Lota Bowl. (I do it all the time)

What is a magician's favorite food?
Father Photius
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Anything he doesn't have to pay for.

Why did the magician steal a turkey?
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It was better than a lame duck...
How many coins did the magician vanish?...
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Hieny, I think it was 500 after the Extreme Burn left him with only enough to buy himself a Scotch and Soda.

What is a magician's favorite bill trick?
Father Photius
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The one where he sticks someone else with paying it.

What did Blackstone do when he realized the dancing hankey was dirty?
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He got another dirty one so they will make a perfect match.
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Why did Dynamike not leave a question for this gag tag?
Father Photius
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Because that would mean counting to 10,000 and he'd have to take his shoes off to do that.

Why did the magician fire the chimpanzee from his act?
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He found out that the chimpanzee ran away from Dynamike's act.

Why are chimpanzees or monkeys not used in magic acts?
Father Photius
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No magician wants something on stage that is a better manipulator than he is.

Why did the magician quit producing leopards?
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JamesTong
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The leopards are clashing with the assistant's/wife's costume.

Why are magicians prefering to use props instead of sleight of hand effects for their acts?
Father Photius
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Because so many of them are all thumbs.

How did the magician do his manipulation act with greased palms?
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Using another manipulator's hands in a black art setting

Why do magicians use spring flowers and think the audience believes they are real flowers?
magicoftomh
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They already bought the fact that that the skunk is real when there was no evidence.

What's the best way to keep spring flowers looking their best?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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