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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts 
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5 other magicians tried to book his regular gigs.
What is the most politically correct magic word(s)? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Make Dynamike disappear.
What magician will make a good president? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Any of the top coin guys, because they are already so experienced at making money disappear.
What did the magician find under the Okito box?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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His close up mat...
Why are Barbers preferred by some magicians?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because beauticians charge a lot more.
What does a hungry illusionist eat?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Same things as a hungry magician.
What do hungry magicians feed their hungry assistants when they are on a long road shows gig and when they are almost penniless? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Kool aid from the Lota Bowl. (I do it all the time)
What is a magician's favorite food? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Anything he doesn't have to pay for.
Why did the magician steal a turkey?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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It was better than a lame duck...
How many coins did the magician vanish?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Hieny, I think it was 500 after the Extreme Burn left him with only enough to buy himself a Scotch and Soda.
What is a magician's favorite bill trick? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The one where he sticks someone else with paying it.
What did Blackstone do when he realized the dancing hankey was dirty?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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He got another dirty one so they will make a perfect match.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Why did Dynamike not leave a question for this gag tag?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because that would mean counting to 10,000 and he'd have to take his shoes off to do that.
Why did the magician fire the chimpanzee from his act?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He found out that the chimpanzee ran away from Dynamike's act.
Why are chimpanzees or monkeys not used in magic acts? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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No magician wants something on stage that is a better manipulator than he is.
Why did the magician quit producing leopards?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The leopards are clashing with the assistant's/wife's costume.
Why are magicians prefering to use props instead of sleight of hand effects for their acts? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because so many of them are all thumbs.
How did the magician do his manipulation act with greased palms?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Using another manipulator's hands in a black art setting
Why do magicians use spring flowers and think the audience believes they are real flowers? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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They already bought the fact that that the skunk is real when there was no evidence.
What's the best way to keep spring flowers looking their best? |
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