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Dynamike
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Dress them up everyday.

What is a magician's favorite day of the week?
joseph
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The one where he has a gig...
What is his worst day?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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When he had a gig, blew it with the worst mistakes ever and got kick out of the place.

When is the magicians' assistant's (not the wife) best day when working with the magician?
Dynamike
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Everyday as long as she gets paid.

Who is the best female assistant in the world?
JamesTong
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As long as she can do almost everything for you and don't have to be paid.

Why are solo acts commonly seen today?
Dynamike
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Because the people for the multiple person acts are laid off.

What did the magician say to the cashier?
Father Photius
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My wand is loaded; put all the money in a bag and don't touch the alarm.

Why did the magician give up using the impaled illusion?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
ricker
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He got tired of getting the shaft.

What is the best thing that can be said about BeLIEve?
Dynamike
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Only believe what is true about magic.

When is a magician not a magician?
JamesTong
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When he blunders badly in a show.

Why is the sponge balls still one of the favorites among professionals and beginners?
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Because they are low priced.

Why do most magicians use red color sponge balls the most?
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They use the other colors to wash dishes...
Where did the magician hide his holdout?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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Still packed inside the box it came in - because he does not know how to use it.

Why are sucker tricks the favorite among kids performers?
Dynamike
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To get revenge from when they were suckered as kids.

Who is the best kid performer magician in the USA?
JamesTong
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I heard there's a magician called "Dynamike The Great"

Why are magicians moving to illusions acts recently?
Dynamike
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Show they will have a reason to have a girlfriend.

Who is the nicest magician on the Café?
magicoftomh
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Kyle Peron for graciously accepting all the abuse we give him. Dynamike is a close second.

Why has my computer been going through such a comedy of errors? Power surge that fried my hard drive. Second power surge that fried the phone lines. AT&T losing half the city for a long duration?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

Tom Hornikel
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Because God loves "You", not your computer.

When is magic not magic?
JamesTong
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When the effect you are performing does not even look like magic at all.

Which magician performed the worst zig zag illusion the audience have ever seen?
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That young one on utube...
Who is the best female illusionist?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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