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Father Photius
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Ima Illusionist and her twin sister Ura Illusionist.

What are two foods magicians can't stand?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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Sponge bananas and sponge carrots

Why have magicians not thought about producing a mouse and an elephant together from the same production box?
Dynamike
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Because it might cause a riot by having the elephant be scared of the mouse.

What is the easiest trick in the world for a 3 year old?
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Making cookies disappear from that jar...
Who is the youngest magician?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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A new born baby ... makes gallons of milk disappear like nobody's business.

Who is the oldest magician who is still performing stage manipulation?
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Slydini's shadow.

If magic was illegal, what would you be doing instead?
joseph
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Illegal magic...
How many coins have you dropped practicing?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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All of them when I practiced the french drop. Je ne parle Francais.

Why do audiences never call us out for using foreign currency such as English Pennies?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Father Photius
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Because they don't want to admit they don't know what they are.

Why did the magician's act go up in a big puff of smoke?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Because we have too much flash paper on us.

Who will be the next magician performing for the next president at the White House?
JamesTong
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The new president's son who just bought the latest knock-off magic kit.

Who is the sexiest and most talented female magician who is stunning the world now and what is she performing that is bursting magicians' eye balls?
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Melinda. Her appearance says it all.

What trick will America's new president like?
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The Osaka Bills .... he needs to produced tons of them for everyone.

Why are magicians focusing on the standard cups and balls but not the hindu cups and balls?
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Because the standard ones are easier to drink out of.

What trick will America's new president like the best?
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Dynamike's dove pan routine

What trick will America's new president request Dynamike to perform in the white house?
Father Photius
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The permanent vanishing Dynamike trick.
(and by the way, the U.S. will not have a new president until January).

Why did the magician quit using red and blue silks in his act?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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No one because there is no house that is completely white in color.

What was the first magic that occured when man landed on the moon?
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They worked with an eagle instead of a dove.

What is the newest tick in the world?
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The newest tick doesn't exist.

Why do magicians think the audience will believe the pop-up sponge cake produced from the dove pan is real?
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Because they haven't eaten all week.

What is the newest trick in the world?
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