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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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Ima Illusionist and her twin sister Ura Illusionist.
What are two foods magicians can't stand?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Sponge bananas and sponge carrots
Why have magicians not thought about producing a mouse and an elephant together from the same production box? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because it might cause a riot by having the elephant be scared of the mouse.
What is the easiest trick in the world for a 3 year old? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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Making cookies disappear from that jar...
Who is the youngest magician?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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A new born baby ... makes gallons of milk disappear like nobody's business.
Who is the oldest magician who is still performing stage manipulation? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Slydini's shadow.
If magic was illegal, what would you be doing instead? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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Illegal magic...
How many coins have you dropped practicing?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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All of them when I practiced the french drop. Je ne parle Francais.
Why do audiences never call us out for using foreign currency such as English Pennies? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because they don't want to admit they don't know what they are.
Why did the magician's act go up in a big puff of smoke?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because we have too much flash paper on us.
Who will be the next magician performing for the next president at the White House? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The new president's son who just bought the latest knock-off magic kit.
Who is the sexiest and most talented female magician who is stunning the world now and what is she performing that is bursting magicians' eye balls? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Melinda. Her appearance says it all.
What trick will America's new president like? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The Osaka Bills .... he needs to produced tons of them for everyone.
Why are magicians focusing on the standard cups and balls but not the hindu cups and balls? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because the standard ones are easier to drink out of.
What trick will America's new president like the best? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Dynamike's dove pan routine
What trick will America's new president request Dynamike to perform in the white house? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The permanent vanishing Dynamike trick.
(and by the way, the U.S. will not have a new president until January). Why did the magician quit using red and blue silks in his act?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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No one because there is no house that is completely white in color.
What was the first magic that occured when man landed on the moon? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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They worked with an eagle instead of a dove.
What is the newest tick in the world? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The newest tick doesn't exist.
Why do magicians think the audience will believe the pop-up sponge cake produced from the dove pan is real? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because they haven't eaten all week.
What is the newest trick in the world? |
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