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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts 
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Any trick that a seller can use to get a magician to buy an old trick thinking he is buying a new trick.
Why did the magician levitate his lunch?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he was on a lite diet.
Why does the magician never uses his magic wand? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The wand is too small and does not have enough of power to vanish an elephant.
Why are magicians using the standard two tip wand and not those Harry Potter wands? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because they cannot afford one.
What magic wand did Houdini use? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He just use any stick he could find when he performing on the streets.
Why are magicians using feminine stuffs such as silks and flowers for their acts? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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To show the females they are available.
What trick will a magician perform while being upside down? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The escape trick.
What trick did the magician perform when he proposed for marriage? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17450 Posts
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The escape trick..
What are the best cuffs to use?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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The kind you have the key for.
Why did the magician insist his assistant wear a red sequened costume?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because she was out of tampons.
What trick do girls like seeing a magician perform the most? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Johnny Lorne's suspender trick where his pants fall off.
Which magician is well known for having the most avatars rotated all the time? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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The masked avatar magician.
Why is Photius, James and Dynamike the only ones who post here a lot? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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They are the ones that is trying to get on the nerves of each other.
Why are newbies magicians trying to emulate Blaine on the streets all over the world? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because they are looking for a girlfriend.
Who will be the next Criss Angel? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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One of Criss Angel's clones
Why is it that nobody likes to become the next Houdini? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because they are always tied up with their family unable to escape their wives.
What will happen if you put David Copperfield and Criss angel together? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Disaster.
Which magicians think being the next Criss Angel is cool? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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The mind freaked ones.
What will happen if magic was taken over by robots? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Then all the magic shows will only have dove pan and candle to flowers routine.
Will robots take over magicians as performers in the near or distance future? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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If shows like Believe continue they will.
Why did the magician move to Malaysia?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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