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JamesTong
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He saves a lot of money by not using cards, coins, etc ... instead performs with leaves, flowers, twigs, stones, etc.

Why is magic becoming the latest trend in the Asia Pacific countries today?
Dynamike
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Because all magicians are moving there to save on magic made in the Asia Pacific.

What will magicians do if magic ends?
Larry Bean
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Go back to the insane Asylum that they came from....

Why is magic so expensive?
Father Photius
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Because magicians are so cheap.

Why did the magician want to escape from a flamming container at the bottom of a lake?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Because he had enough of hell.

When will magic be reborn?
JamesTong
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It is already reborn ... take a look at the 2nd generation knock-offs.

Why are magicians not wearing tuxedos and tails for their performances now?
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Its too hard to escape from the milk can...
How many doves can a magician produce in one show?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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Whatever the amount is he keeps hiding from his wife at home.

What do you get when you add Dynamike and magic together?
JamesTong
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The children gets to be busy attacking Dynamike at their parties.

Why is Dynamike's children act the favorite among children?
Joey Evans
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Because every child likes a good nap! Smile

Why did the rabbit hate going in the hat?
The Visual Comedy and Magic of Joey Evans

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The Impossible Has Never Been So Funny!
Father Photius
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Because it was Starskey's hat and not the Hutch.

Why did the magician wear red suspenders?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
ERIC
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Because ever since his assistant cut HIM in half, it's the only way he can keep the two halves together.

Why does that same magician wear red undies?
Father Photius
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To make it easier to hide his sponge balls.

Why did the magician buy a truck load of peanuts?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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He is performing kids magic at the zoo next to the monkeys and needs to protect himself from the children and the monkeys.

Why do magicians never levitate the lion when he is performing in the zoo?
Dynamike
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Because the magician wants to be King of beast, not the lion.

Why most magicians will not include animals in their act?
JamesTong
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There are already too many of them in the audience.

Why would ladies like to be levitated and suspended in mid air by Dynamike?
Dynamike
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Because there is no bed nearby.

What is a magician's favorite number?
JamesTong
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Between 2 and 4

Why is close-up magic more appealing to young magicians today?
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They will watch anything...
When do magicians use Tarots?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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So they can put the psychics out of business.

Who will be the first magician to perform on Mt. Everest?
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