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JamesTong
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No one. None are fit enough to even climb up there.

When will magic reach saturation point for new items in the market?
Father Photius
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In 1923

Why did the magician wear two left shoes?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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He has a false right leg wrongly made as a left leg.

Why do magicians not wear slippers when they are performing?
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Because their feet odor will bring flashbacks of the RJOM.

What kind of a magician is Dynamike?
JamesTong
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The one that is adored by kids.

What is the latest rediscovery of magic classics today?
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Remarketing of stuff in Tarbell, Bobo , etc...

What the difference between a classic and lame effect?
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A sure sign of a misspent youth:
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One is performed by a magician with a false right leg (made as a left one).

What is the difference between Matrix the movie and Matrix the effect?
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Father Photius
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The movie doesn't have commercials.

How is Dynamike like a one armed magician?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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He can only do the split fans productions with his right hand only.

Why do so many magicians like to buy the latest gimmicks and props and then not use them for their performances?
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They make a great display....and fashionable paper weights.


What is the last thing to appear to a magician?





(happy Shallow People Day......from down in the slowly draining baby pool)


shallow Harris
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JamesTong
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The appearing cane ... he forgot to unlock it.

Why are magicians still using plastic appearing and disappearing cane today?
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They can put it on their plastic cards.

What is the last thing to vanish for a magician?(besides his cane or house)
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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Father Photius
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His paycheck.

What world famous illusion did Nigel invent?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Huh, who's Nigel? Haven't heard of him?

What is the smallest illusion in the world called?
Father Photius
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(Nigel is the good looking guy on the right in Harris's avatar)

The incredible electron zig zag illusion.


Why did the ventriloquist refuse to speak to his dummy?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Because he was drinking a glass of water...
What is the largest illusion?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Control.


Why does Maxwell Smart work for control?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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Father Photius
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Because he's Smart!

Why did the magician's assistant steal his rabbit?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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To make sure she gets her salary.

Who invented the zig zag balloon illusion?
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The guy who couldn't afford an assistant.

What did he name his balloon victim?
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