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Dee Flation.

What did her family say?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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They were totally speechless.

Why was the magician afraid to take the needle out of the balloon?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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He let out enough hot air during his show...
What did the magician make out of the balloon?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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He punctured the balloon and use the pieces for coin work.

Why are magicians doing balloons and balloon workers not doing magic?
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Because magic is too tricky.

What did the past magicians leave behind?
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Their future.

What will the future of magic look like?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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More knock-offs and cloned routines surfacing everywhere.

What is the difference between magic of the past and of today?
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The people doing it.

Why do ventriloquists always talk to themselves?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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WHAT"S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
I don't know, don't ask me, ask him.
I AM ASKING HIM.
It sounded like you were asking me.
WHY WOULD I ASK YOU? YOU DIDN'T SAY IT.
Oooops, excuse me!


Is it true that most Vents are frustrated proctologists?
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Rectum ..... he almost killed him!!!

If a balloon flower pops in the forrest and nobody heard it, would a kid cry?
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Yes and the tear would fall into his one hand starting to clap.

What would the tear become as it hits the ground?
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Mud

Why did the magician never put loads in his right pocket?
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He didn't want to be caught red handed!

Where do left handed magicians shop?
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At the ones they LEFT out of which is truly not the RIGHT place.

Dynamike got so much new magical material lately keeping him busy. What shall he do?
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Play with his new toys.

Why would magicians still like to get so much more new items when they are still playing with their previous purchases?
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It's in the Jeans/Genes...we are still Hunters of the perfect toy...

(with apolgies to Shel Silverstein's "In search of the perfect high".)
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You forgot the question.

Why is magic not listed as entertainment in certain countries of Africa?
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They may be referring to that Voodoo that you doo so well.

What is the masked moron's favorite trick?
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Break the magician's code.

When was magic brought to USA?
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When the first Indian medicine man went into business.

Why did the magician fill his change bag with jello?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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