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Father Photius
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Because nobody knows what a magiciennes is.

Why did the magician always sit on his "silk to egg" egg?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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So no one would know he had diarrhea after his show.

Why did the magician send his thumb tip to his girlfriend?
Father Photius
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Because he couldn't afford a horse head.

Why did the magician make his godfather vanish?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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Because the godfather refuse to gift him the Al Capone machine gun.

Why do magicians prefer to use the Thumb tips to vanish items rather than the sixth fingers?
Dynamike
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They are afraid their audience will think he is giving them the finger.

What is a magician's favorite accessory?
joseph
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The stooge...
Why did the magician cross the stage?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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To mark the trapdoor.

Why did the rabbit hide in the laundry basket?
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The magician forgot to bring his top hat.

Why do magicians make their cane dance and not actually dance during the performance?
Father Photius
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Because the cane doesn't have to belong to the dancers' union.

Why did the magician wear a union suit in his act?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Because it was his family reunion.

Why did the magician give a change bag to Kyle?
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He had not been to the bank with his "hat".(from street work)

What did the coin say to the rabbit in the hat?
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JamesTong
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Hey wabbit, there's not enough room for the two of us.

Why do magicians think they can fool the audience with the appearing cane?
montymagi
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Because when you use the appearing cane the audiance disapears.

Two magicians walk into a bar...
Dynamike
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You did not place a question.

Why does Dynamike love the Café?
Father Photius
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Because he is so desperate.

Why did Vernon refuse to change his name to Copperfield?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Because he knew he was going to Dai any day.

What coin trick requires the hardest sleights?
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Too the unanswered "question"...

Bartender says we don't serve magicians.and picks both of them up....

Magicians say nice double lift...

(and the hardest sleight)

Coin to lump of coal to diamond...


What card trick is better than Out of this Universe?
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Dynamike
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In this Universe. Because it is a lot less to travel.
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Why didn't Dynamike ask a question in his last post?... Smile ...
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Perhaps he has (like me) ADHD...(my wife calls it Attention Deficit Husband Disorder)

Should mentalist with ADD do magic squares?
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