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Father Photius
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As long as they can "ADD" why not?

What did the magician find in his lunch box?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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The Fab fruits and the sponge bananas

Why did the magician invented the diminishing garlic and onion trick?
joseph
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To add a bit of fresh air to his magic...
What did the dove say to the rabbit?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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"Don't get into the pan!"


Why did the magician always carry 12 extra doves?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Because carrying 12 DOZEN extra doves would be gross.

How did the magician dye his doves to match his silk hankerchieves?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Father Photius
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He ran them through the ritz dye-o-matic.

Why did the magician change from doves to ducks?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Rizzo
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Because he was a quack

Why did the magician sell his tux?
Nothing Personal-Strictly Business
Father Photius
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Because he was an illusionist and had already lost his shorts.

Why did the magician's wife sell his rabbit?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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He kept arguing with the doves...
What gimmick did the rabbit get caught with?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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The Sponge Carrot.

Why did the Magician's assistant leave him...
magicoftomh
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She was tired of being needled everyday at work.

How did the magician get a flat tire on the way to a performance?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Father Photius
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His ego was deflated.

Why do magicians wave wands?
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joseph
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Because his hands were palming too many items...
Why did the magician buy an Okito Box?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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To hide his savings account interest from his wife.

What type of magic wand does a magician's wife want him to use?
MaxfieldsMagic
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Newlyweds - the inflating wand

After 7 years of marriage - the kind with the alkaline batteries.

After 15 years of marriage - any kind, as long as he does it somewhere else.


Where does a magician keep his keys?
Now appearing nightly in my basement.
Father Photius
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On his linking key ring.

Why did the magician drink so heavily?
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Dynamike
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Because his Lota Bowl was out of control.

What does the magician do with his Multiplying Wands when he is at home?
joseph
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He builds a dog house...
Why did the magician forget his patter?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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Because she was still getting dressed and they were already late for the gig.

What did the Great Flydini say when his zipper stuck?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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"There goes another dove bag."..
Why did the magician take 2nd place, and not 1st?...
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