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Larry Bean
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I'm digging enough holes for
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Because he used 14 gauge wire for his invisible thread.

What did the magician say/do when he noticed his fly was open?
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"And now for my next trick..."

Why did the magician insist on wearing his assistant's high heels in his act?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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To shoe away the hecklers...
Why did the magician wear an oversized jacket?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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He forgot to bring his and had to borrow it from an oversized audience member.

Why did the magician still appear a table from the silk when there is already another one around?
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He was practicing his multiplication tables.

How many magicians does it take to catch a rabbit?
Now appearing nightly in my basement.
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2.. No, 4... No, 8...
Why did the magician fall off the stage?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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It was Spring.

What is a magician's winter of discontent?
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Father Photius
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Any winter with no gigs.

Why did the magician refuse to sit in the DeKolta chair?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Harris Deutsch
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The Dekushions were too hard.

What did the Sanada Gimmick say to the thumb?
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Dynamike
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Turn down the pulse.

Why do magicians love to saw women in half?
Father Photius
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Because they like two for one specials.

Why did the magician always wear pink pajamas?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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His purple/yellow ones were in the wash...
What came out of the magician's lotto bowl?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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Just enough for his Six-Shooters.

How do you rehab a hooked coin?
Bob Sanders

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Father Photius
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You make it dry out for 40 days.

Why did the magician fill his pockets with silks?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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He is doing a silk act and does not work with any table. So he has to work out from his pocket.

Why do magicians hang many of their body loads upside down?
joseph
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That's how bats like it...
What is the magician's favorite saying?...
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Strange...that's never happened before.

Why do magicians often dress like waiters?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Because the Magicians costume was already rented

What is the definition of a Magician?
"There are Tricks To All Trades.... My Trade is all Tricks"

"An amature practices until he gets it right. A Professional Practices until he can't get it wrong"

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Father Photius
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A starving person working for starvation wages.

Why did the magician refuse to work with turtles?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Because he saw they were picking up the pace better than he was.

Why did the magician fire the voluptuous assistant?
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