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Larry Bean![]() Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts ![]() |
Because he used 14 gauge wire for his invisible thread.
What did the magician say/do when he noticed his fly was open? |
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts ![]() |
"And now for my next trick..."
Why did the magician insist on wearing his assistant's high heels in his act?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17250 Posts ![]() |
To shoe away the hecklers...
Why did the magician wear an oversized jacket?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
He forgot to bring his and had to borrow it from an oversized audience member.
Why did the magician still appear a table from the silk when there is already another one around? |
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MaxfieldsMagic![]() Inner circle Instead of practicing, I made 3010 Posts ![]() |
He was practicing his multiplication tables.
How many magicians does it take to catch a rabbit?
Now appearing nightly in my basement.
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17250 Posts ![]() |
2.. No, 4... No, 8...
Why did the magician fall off the stage?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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harris![]() Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8745 Posts ![]() |
It was Spring.
What is a magician's winter of discontent?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts ![]() |
Any winter with no gigs.
Why did the magician refuse to sit in the DeKolta chair?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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harris![]() Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8745 Posts ![]() |
The Dekushions were too hard.
What did the Sanada Gimmick say to the thumb?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts ![]() |
Turn down the pulse.
Why do magicians love to saw women in half? |
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts ![]() |
Because they like two for one specials.
Why did the magician always wear pink pajamas?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17250 Posts ![]() |
His purple/yellow ones were in the wash...
What came out of the magician's lotto bowl?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20527 Posts ![]() |
Just enough for his Six-Shooters.
How do you rehab a hooked coin? |
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts ![]() |
You make it dry out for 40 days.
Why did the magician fill his pockets with silks?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
He is doing a silk act and does not work with any table. So he has to work out from his pocket.
Why do magicians hang many of their body loads upside down? |
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17250 Posts ![]() |
That's how bats like it...
What is the magician's favorite saying?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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magicoftomh![]() Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts ![]() |
Strange...that's never happened before.
Why do magicians often dress like waiters? |
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MagicB1S![]() Inner circle Knoxville Tenn. 1039 Posts ![]() |
Because the Magicians costume was already rented
What is the definition of a Magician?
"There are Tricks To All Trades.... My Trade is all Tricks"
"An amature practices until he gets it right. A Professional Practices until he can't get it wrong" www.Themagicchest.webs.com bobswislosky@yahoo.com |
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts ![]() |
A starving person working for starvation wages.
Why did the magician refuse to work with turtles?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JRob![]() Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts ![]() |
Because he saw they were picking up the pace better than he was.
Why did the magician fire the voluptuous assistant?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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