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So they'd match the dragons and "Chinese" characters on all the phony boxes.

Why did the magician take off his hat as he walked on stage?
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The juggler wanted it back...
What was the magician's last trick of the night?...
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Magically turning out the lights.

What did the magician's assistant whisper to the volunteer?
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Pretend he's good...
Why did the magician's assistant start laughing?...
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The volunteer said he thought the magician was good.

Why did she start crying?
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Because Kyle would not take off his RJOM when he went to bed.

What type of magician is cool Dynamike?
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A cold hearted one.

Why did the magician sell his truck?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Because he misspelled trick for sale...
Why did the magician break his zig zag illusion?...
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He had a crooked assistant.

Why was the magician afraid of his Zombie?
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Because he is afraid it will also make him one of the living dead.

Why did the magician sit in a duck tub?
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He couldn't find a turkey tub.

Why did the magician wear a clerical collar?
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They are easier to put on than a tie and don't invite accusations of bad taste

What do you call a hack magician who accuses a creator of plagiarism?
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Hackini...
What did the magician make with his close up mat?...
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A last minute sponge for his assistant.

Why does the magician always lick his Thumb Tip?
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To clean the germs off it...
Why did the female and male magicians fight?...
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It was an issue of billing, who's on top.

Why was the magician looking at his neighbor's house through a telescope?
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To copy his thumb tip routine.

Why do magicians spend hundreds of hours practicing just to perform a 1 minute effect?
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Time is money..
What did the magician buy at the convention?...
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He bought non-magic related items that are promoted as the latest release.

Why do magicians come back from a convention so much poorer?
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Because they insist on buying things the don't need and know they'll never use.

Why do magicians go to conventions, anyway?
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