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Father Photius
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Because he wanted to get an early start on the competition.

What did the magician make disappear on the first shopping day after Christmas?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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His ex-wife's alimony.

Why did the magician cross the magic hat?
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To get to his magic pants..
What did the magician feed his tiger to make him perform better?...
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The tiger and the act was a bit constipated.

Why did the magician produce a penguin on new years eve?
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It was as close as he could get to a "Cold Duck".

Why do magicians wear tuxedos?
Lentidigitator: “A magic artist who performs slow motion magic”... Rene Lavand

"Peace and all good"... St. Francis

"Hold on to your joy!"... Me Smile

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To look like their penguins.

Why do penguins perform magic?
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To break the ice...
What did the horse produce as the final cup load?...
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Hearttau
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I'd rather not say...but even the flies were buzzing about it.

Why did the magician swallow his wand?
Lentidigitator: “A magic artist who performs slow motion magic”... Rene Lavand

"Peace and all good"... St. Francis

"Hold on to your joy!"... Me Smile

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Father Photius
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He thought it would be a good gag.

Why did the magician only fly on Delta?
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The magician saw the new Delta ad campaign "Change", and thought travel involved a change bag.

Why did the magician's home face foreclosure?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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His job was disappearing...
What illusion did the magician perform at the bank?...
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Father Photius
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The old signing the loan forms with the disappearing ink routine.

Why are magicians such bad loan risks?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Because you can't tell if he made a steel or not.

What would Dynamike be if he was not a magician?
Father Photius
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I don't know but it sure wouldn't be a spelling editor.

How many Dynamikes does it take to make one real magician?
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Just one half. Because half his audience says Dynamike is the bomb who blows them away. The other half says Dynamike should go black to where he came from because he is never alwhite to them.

What trick do most magicians perform on New Years Day?
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The appearing empty champagne bottle...
Why didn't the magician do any New Year's shows?...
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Father Photius
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Because it is hard to do magic with your head sticking in a toilet.

Why wouldn't the magician join the club?
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It was too hard to climb up and into the tree house...
Where did the magician get his "woofle dust"?
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From his woofle, where else?

Where does a magician keep his wand?
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Right near his woofle dust...
What is the magician's favorite one liner?...
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