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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts 
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Daring, did you make our money disappear again?
Where is the least magic capital of the world? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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The capital X.
Why did the magician wear striped boxer shorts?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17498 Posts
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His polka dot ones were in the laundry...
What color was the magician's close up pad?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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I can't tell, I'm far sighted and it was too close.
Why did the magician make his assistant's shoes vanish?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17498 Posts
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He wanted to put some sole into his act..
Why did the magician produce so many flowers?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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It had something to do with the amount of manure he was full of
Why did the magician burn his opera hat?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17498 Posts
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It took up too much aria...
How big was the magician's sub box?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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One foot long...just enough to contain his lunch from Subway.
What did the magician substitute for water in his Lota Bowl? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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You're supposed to put water in it? No wonder it didn't work!
What did the Hawaiian magician use for the final load in his cups and balls routine?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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nathanallen Special user Des Moines, Iowa, USA 522 Posts
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A 4-pound Hilo Pineapple, an 8-foot surfboard, and a live Spiny Lobster (all from a pouch hidden under his grass skirt, of course).
For an encore, the magician picked up the pineapple, the surfboard, and the lobster, and... ?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
www.maniacofmagic.com To buy a prop is nothing. To write a good routine is something. To really entertain an audience is everything. |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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...the pouch hidden under his grass skirt, of course.
Why haven't Dynamike posted with us recently? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because his grammar is still bad.
What did the rabbit say to the parrot in the load chamber?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17498 Posts
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My grammer can whip Dynamikes grammer...
What was the Russian magician's favorite trick?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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The vanishing dissident
What is the average magician's attention span?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Enough to know or steal a magic secret.
Why do magicians need survival kits when they are only performing in cities? |
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nathanallen Special user Des Moines, Iowa, USA 522 Posts
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'Cause it's a jungle out there.
Why are magicians, in general, so weird?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
www.maniacofmagic.com To buy a prop is nothing. To write a good routine is something. To really entertain an audience is everything. |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Otherwise they are not called magicians.
Why are magicians crazy but not all crazy people are magicians? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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I refuse to answer because you'll think I'm crazy.
What did the magician say to his psychiatrist?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Am I crazy, Doc, or is it you?
Why do some magicians think they are real magicians and can perform real magic? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because the magic in the air is getting them high.
Why was Dynamike listed as the #1 grammar magician of the year? |
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