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joseph
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Bekaus hes gramer is flawloss...
Who is the tallest magician?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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The one you look up to the most.

Why do magicians always agree with Dynamike?
Father Photius
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Because with enough Pepto Bismol you can always tolerate him.

Why did the magician float his boat?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
ERIC
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Cause his truck sunk!

What happened to his airplane?
nathanallen
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It's over there. To the left. Where the TV audience can no longer see it.

What about the blimp?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
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To buy a prop is nothing.
To write a good routine is something.
To really entertain an audience is everything.
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See what?
Dynamike
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Quote:
On 2009-01-06 03:32, nathanallen wrote:
It's over there. To the left. Where the TV audience can no longer see it.

What about the blimp?

No, that's my girlfriend's butt.

What can a magician make go up and never comes down?
JamesTong
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After swallowing too many razor blades he gave up his ghost and went up, up and up and never came down.

Why do magicians eat/swallow razor blades, light bulbs and tissue papers?
Bill Ligon
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So they won't starve on the money they make.

Why did the magician perform at the seashore?
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JamesTong
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Because he insist on performing naked.

Why do magicians not perform the floating lady at a beach during day time with an assistant dressed in a swimsuit only.
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Why do magicians not perform the floating lady at a beach during day time with an assistant dressed in a swimsuit only.

Because magicians don't want crabs on their equipment.

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Why do magicians eat/swallow razor blades, light bulbs and tissue papers?

They don't. It's just a trick.

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What can a magician make go up and never comes down?

The running-tab at the magic shop.

What did Copperfield's stagehand say when he got stuck in the fan?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
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To write a good routine is something.
To really entertain an audience is everything.
Dynamike
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Because his magic wand is too week.

What does Dynamike have that other magicians do not have?
Bill Ligon
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The name "Dynamike."

What did Dynamike pull out of his drumhead tube?
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joseph
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A drumhead...
What trick gets the most applause?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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Any trick that Dynamike doesn't do.

Why did the magician refuse to follow Dynamike's act?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bill Ligon
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The elephants left an awful mess on the floor.

Why is Father Photius smiling?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE
joseph
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He didn't have to follow Dynamikes act...
What is Blaine's next feat?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JRob
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Making more of my time disappear watching it

What do magicians have in common with Prof. Harold Hill
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
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JamesTong
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They try to be too smart.

What is Dynamike's favorite magic act with the female audiences?
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Double levitation with each female.

Is Dynamike truly the best magician?
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