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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17445 Posts 
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Bekaus hes gramer is flawloss...
Who is the tallest magician?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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The one you look up to the most.
Why do magicians always agree with Dynamike? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because with enough Pepto Bismol you can always tolerate him.
Why did the magician float his boat?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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Cause his truck sunk!
What happened to his airplane? |
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nathanallen Special user Des Moines, Iowa, USA 522 Posts
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It's over there. To the left. Where the TV audience can no longer see it.
What about the blimp?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
www.maniacofmagic.com To buy a prop is nothing. To write a good routine is something. To really entertain an audience is everything. |
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georgecoolla New user Canada 80 Posts
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See what?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Quote:
On 2009-01-06 03:32, nathanallen wrote: No, that's my girlfriend's butt. What can a magician make go up and never comes down? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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After swallowing too many razor blades he gave up his ghost and went up, up and up and never came down.
Why do magicians eat/swallow razor blades, light bulbs and tissue papers? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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So they won't starve on the money they make.
Why did the magician perform at the seashore?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Because he insist on performing naked.
Why do magicians not perform the floating lady at a beach during day time with an assistant dressed in a swimsuit only. |
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nathanallen Special user Des Moines, Iowa, USA 522 Posts
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Quote:
JamesTong wrote: Because magicians don't want crabs on their equipment. Quote:
JamesTong wrote: They don't. It's just a trick. Quote:
On 2009-01-06 11:01, Dynamike wrote: The running-tab at the magic shop. What did Copperfield's stagehand say when he got stuck in the fan?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
www.maniacofmagic.com To buy a prop is nothing. To write a good routine is something. To really entertain an audience is everything. |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because his magic wand is too week.
What does Dynamike have that other magicians do not have? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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The name "Dynamike."
What did Dynamike pull out of his drumhead tube?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17445 Posts
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A drumhead...
What trick gets the most applause?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Any trick that Dynamike doesn't do.
Why did the magician refuse to follow Dynamike's act?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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The elephants left an awful mess on the floor.
Why is Father Photius smiling?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17445 Posts
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He didn't have to follow Dynamikes act...
What is Blaine's next feat?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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Making more of my time disappear watching it
What do magicians have in common with Prof. Harold Hill
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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They try to be too smart.
What is Dynamike's favorite magic act with the female audiences? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Double levitation with each female.
Is Dynamike truly the best magician? |
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