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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts 
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In his own dream, YES!
Why do new magicians always dream of becoming a pro when they are hardly ready for it? |
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nathanallen Special user Des Moines, Iowa, USA 522 Posts
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(...serious, thoughtful, nostalgic moment...) Didn't you?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
www.maniacofmagic.com To buy a prop is nothing. To write a good routine is something. To really entertain an audience is everything. |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Actually, no I didn't, I had no clue that Mark Wilson in the early 1950's actually got paid for what he did. And once I was a professional, I'm sure many wondered why I got paid for what I was doing.
Why did the magician buy his assistant a skunk fur coat?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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nathanallen Special user Des Moines, Iowa, USA 522 Posts
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So people will assume the coat is what smells bad... and not the real culprit... the magician's tuxedo which hasn't been to the dry-cleaners for 7 months.
Why did the assistant cheerfully accept the skunk-fur coat gift?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
www.maniacofmagic.com To buy a prop is nothing. To write a good routine is something. To really entertain an audience is everything. |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Because the magician have never given her any gift before.
Why are female magicians sawing the male assistants now? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because the females did not want the males to "come" so close to them.
What would the Café be without Dynamike? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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We would miss the avatars he is constantly showing off.
Why is it that female audiences can make Dynamike lose focus on his performances? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because females is about all Dynamike focuses on.
How many Malaysian magicians does it take to to build an illusion show?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Two: one to work on the show and the other to catch the chicken (from the earlier, "crossing the road" joke).
Why hasn't Dynamike changed his avatar recently?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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He has...The database just can't keep up...
What happened to the magicians color changing knives?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Its all red color now ... the magicians accidently cut himself with one and stab his assistant with the other while he accidently fell off the chair.
Why is it that Dynamike's avatar always have a female with him? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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He won't leave home without them...
What did the magician have under the red silk?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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A darn good time with himself
What is the distinction between a "cheap magician" and one who "makes business decisions based on sound economic information"?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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None whatsover.
What image came to mind when you read JRob's response above?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He makes business decisions based on sound economic information.
Why do magicians use fake candles instead of the real ones for thier acts? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Fake candles don't have to be replaced.
I meant having a good time under the red silk.
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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What is the next question?
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Fake candles don't have to be replaced.
Why did the magician put a paper bag over his head?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He is performing the cheap version of the blindfold.
Why did the magician dress himself with the complete tail coat suit when he is performing at the beach on a hot sunny day? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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He needed some way to hide his t*p*t.
What did the magician improvise when he couldn't find his TT?
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