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JamesTong
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In his own dream, YES!

Why do new magicians always dream of becoming a pro when they are hardly ready for it?
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(...serious, thoughtful, nostalgic moment...) Didn't you?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
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To buy a prop is nothing.
To write a good routine is something.
To really entertain an audience is everything.
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Actually, no I didn't, I had no clue that Mark Wilson in the early 1950's actually got paid for what he did. And once I was a professional, I'm sure many wondered why I got paid for what I was doing.

Why did the magician buy his assistant a skunk fur coat?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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So people will assume the coat is what smells bad... and not the real culprit... the magician's tuxedo which hasn't been to the dry-cleaners for 7 months.

Why did the assistant cheerfully accept the skunk-fur coat gift?
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To really entertain an audience is everything.
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Because the magician have never given her any gift before.

Why are female magicians sawing the male assistants now?
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Because the females did not want the males to "come" so close to them.

What would the Café be without Dynamike?
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We would miss the avatars he is constantly showing off.

Why is it that female audiences can make Dynamike lose focus on his performances?
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Because females is about all Dynamike focuses on.

How many Malaysian magicians does it take to to build an illusion show?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Two: one to work on the show and the other to catch the chicken (from the earlier, "crossing the road" joke).

Why hasn't Dynamike changed his avatar recently?
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He has...The database just can't keep up...
What happened to the magicians color changing knives?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Its all red color now ... the magicians accidently cut himself with one and stab his assistant with the other while he accidently fell off the chair.

Why is it that Dynamike's avatar always have a female with him?
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He won't leave home without them...
What did the magician have under the red silk?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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A darn good time with himself

What is the distinction between a "cheap magician" and one who "makes business decisions based on sound economic information"?
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None whatsover.

What image came to mind when you read JRob's response above?
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He makes business decisions based on sound economic information.

Why do magicians use fake candles instead of the real ones for thier acts?
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Fake candles don't have to be replaced.

I meant having a good time under the red silk.
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What is the next question?
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Fake candles don't have to be replaced.

Why did the magician put a paper bag over his head?
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He is performing the cheap version of the blindfold.

Why did the magician dress himself with the complete tail coat suit when he is performing at the beach on a hot sunny day?
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He needed some way to hide his t*p*t.

What did the magician improvise when he couldn't find his TT?
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