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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts 
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Well after that loss of TT to Ole Miss, I'm not surprised he couldn't find them. I wouldn't show my face in public either.
Why did the magician's wife send him back to the drug store?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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nathanallen Special user Des Moines, Iowa, USA 522 Posts
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Because the magician was on lunch break and had to get back to work.
Why does the magician enjoy working at the drug store?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He has no choice ... he does not have any magic performances.
Why did the magician panic when he drop the TT? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he forgot to take out the $500.00 bill as the TT rolled toward the river.
What makes Dynamike the Master of Illusions? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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That he actually believes there is such a thing as a $500 bill. Belief is everything in illusion.
Which great magician's picture is on the $500 bill?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Presently McKinley. Dynamike or Obama should be on it next. http://cgi.ebay.com/1934-500-FIVE-HUNDRE......294%3A50
Why do magicians love the support Dynamike offers? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Because he turns them on to $500 dollar bills for only $844.89.
What else could Dynamike buy for $844.89?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Bling Bling
When are magicians afraid to use a magic wand? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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When the wand is made of a couple of rolled up $500 bills and when he passed it for examination and usually it never come back.
Why is Dynamike trying to light the girl on fire when he just levitated her (as seen in his avatar)? |
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nathanallen Special user Des Moines, Iowa, USA 522 Posts
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Because he's a sick puppy, plain and simple.
...But why is nobody trying to stop him?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
www.maniacofmagic.com To buy a prop is nothing. To write a good routine is something. To really entertain an audience is everything. |
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Hearttau Elite user New Jersey: Exit 15 E 423 Posts
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Because he's a member of the Eternal Order and he could make us all disappear!
Why am I kissing up to Dynamike and inflating his ego?
Lentidigitator: “A magic artist who performs slow motion magic”... Rene Lavand
"Peace and all good"... St. Francis "Hold on to your joy!"... Me 
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Because he's bigger and meaner than you.
How can Dynamike handle that hoop with only one hand?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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By not using his other hand.
How would Dynamike finish the previous sentence: "Hello boys and girls..." |
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nathanallen Special user Des Moines, Iowa, USA 522 Posts
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"...today we're gonna learn how to poison squirrels..."
Why is Dynamike's hoop a little lop-sided?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
www.maniacofmagic.com To buy a prop is nothing. To write a good routine is something. To really entertain an audience is everything. |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because Mike had never been exactly on the level.
Why do magicians insist on taking a bow at the end of their act?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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To make it easy of letting out their gas.
Why is Dynamike a hip-hop magician? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because his audience always tries to burn him at the stake and he has to hip hop over the hot coals.
Why did the magician sell his levitation illusion?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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thescienceworks New user 69 Posts
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He ran out of Helium.
Why did the Magician cross the road? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He is running away from Dynamike.
Why is it that there are so many magicians who have not heard of Dynamike? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Who the heck is Dynamike?
What did James Tong hide in his sub trunk?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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