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Hearttau Elite user New Jersey: Exit 15 E 423 Posts 
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His unique magic balls.
Why did Bill just spray seltzer in my pants?
Lentidigitator: “A magic artist who performs slow motion magic”... Rene Lavand
"Peace and all good"... St. Francis "Hold on to your joy!"... Me 
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Because you can read funky Latin.
Why did you think that was seltzer and not superglue?
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Hearttau Elite user New Jersey: Exit 15 E 423 Posts
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You’re right. Its not seltzer. Thank you Bill for my new and unique topit.
How do I get this superglue off my magic balls?
Lentidigitator: “A magic artist who performs slow motion magic”... Rene Lavand
"Peace and all good"... St. Francis "Hold on to your joy!"... Me
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Dang! I got 'em mixed up again. Sorry!
Er...Sandpaper?
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Hearttau Elite user New Jersey: Exit 15 E 423 Posts
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AHHHH! Now my magic balls are as unique and colorful as James Tong’s!
How much should I pay Bill for designing my new topit?
Lentidigitator: “A magic artist who performs slow motion magic”... Rene Lavand
"Peace and all good"... St. Francis "Hold on to your joy!"... Me
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17445 Posts
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Pocket change...
Where did the magician keep his balloon supply?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Next to a bunch of unique magic balls.
Why did the magician go crazy over balls of all kinds? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17445 Posts
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He wondered who was crazy enough to make all those balls...
Why did the assistant stay home?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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She thought the magician had too many balls.
Why did the magician fire her?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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nathanallen Special user Des Moines, Iowa, USA 522 Posts
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Because she was working as an undercover-magic-secret-spy for Father Photius.
What phone numbers should all magicians have on speed-dial?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Father Photius' phone number
Why is Father Photius spying on our post and occasionally show up just to show that he is not spying on us? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17445 Posts
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He heard the hole in his Chinese coin was for peking...
Wdon't magicians use Russian coins in their act?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Huh what Russian coins ... haven't seen one before.
Why is it that the audiences always ask the magician to disappear their in-laws and out-laws? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because they don't understand the ins and outs of magic.
Why couldn't the magician's wife ever catch him cheating?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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He was a master of misdirection.
What would she do if she caught him?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Ever heard of a breakaway wand?
Why are breakaway props so funny? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17445 Posts
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Because it's the magicians chance to get back at that creepy kid...
Why do magicians prefer bicycles?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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It is so convenient he can buy it anywhere ... even the counterfeit ones.
Why is it that the creepy kid always get into the nerves of the magician? |
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nathanallen Special user Des Moines, Iowa, USA 522 Posts
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Childhood flashbacks.
Why do creepy kids grow up to be magicians?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
www.maniacofmagic.com To buy a prop is nothing. To write a good routine is something. To really entertain an audience is everything. |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Probably from being interested in "sex, drugs, rock and roll, politics, religion, human behavior, and dirty jokes."
What do magicians grow up to be?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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