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Hearttau
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His unique magic balls.

Why did Bill just spray seltzer in my pants?
Lentidigitator: “A magic artist who performs slow motion magic”... Rene Lavand

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"Hold on to your joy!"... Me Smile

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Bill Ligon
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Because you can read funky Latin.

Why did you think that was seltzer and not superglue?
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Hearttau
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You’re right. Its not seltzer. Thank you Bill for my new and unique topit.

How do I get this superglue off my magic balls?
Lentidigitator: “A magic artist who performs slow motion magic”... Rene Lavand

"Peace and all good"... St. Francis

"Hold on to your joy!"... Me Smile

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Bill Ligon
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Dang! I got 'em mixed up again. Sorry!

Er...Sandpaper?
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Hearttau
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AHHHH! Now my magic balls are as unique and colorful as James Tong’s!

How much should I pay Bill for designing my new topit?
Lentidigitator: “A magic artist who performs slow motion magic”... Rene Lavand

"Peace and all good"... St. Francis

"Hold on to your joy!"... Me Smile

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joseph
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Pocket change...
Where did the magician keep his balloon supply?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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Next to a bunch of unique magic balls.

Why did the magician go crazy over balls of all kinds?
joseph
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He wondered who was crazy enough to make all those balls...
Why did the assistant stay home?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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She thought the magician had too many balls.

Why did the magician fire her?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
nathanallen
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Because she was working as an undercover-magic-secret-spy for Father Photius.

What phone numbers should all magicians have on speed-dial?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
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To buy a prop is nothing.
To write a good routine is something.
To really entertain an audience is everything.
JamesTong
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Father Photius' phone number

Why is Father Photius spying on our post and occasionally show up just to show that he is not spying on us?
joseph
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He heard the hole in his Chinese coin was for peking...
Wdon't magicians use Russian coins in their act?...
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JamesTong
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Huh what Russian coins ... haven't seen one before.

Why is it that the audiences always ask the magician to disappear their in-laws and out-laws?
Father Photius
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Because they don't understand the ins and outs of magic.

Why couldn't the magician's wife ever catch him cheating?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bill Ligon
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He was a master of misdirection.

What would she do if she caught him?
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Ever heard of a breakaway wand?

Why are breakaway props so funny?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Because it's the magicians chance to get back at that creepy kid...
Why do magicians prefer bicycles?...
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JamesTong
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It is so convenient he can buy it anywhere ... even the counterfeit ones.

Why is it that the creepy kid always get into the nerves of the magician?
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Childhood flashbacks.


Why do creepy kids grow up to be magicians?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
www.maniacofmagic.com

To buy a prop is nothing.
To write a good routine is something.
To really entertain an audience is everything.
Bill Ligon
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Probably from being interested in "sex, drugs, rock and roll, politics, religion, human behavior, and dirty jokes." Smile

What do magicians grow up to be?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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