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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts 
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That's a trick question, we don't grow up
What's the difference between a magician and that creepy kid that seems to get to us?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Oh, maybe 15 years.
Why do magicians ask trick questions?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Tricking people is what they apparently do best.
What is the difference between the heckler and the creepy kid? |
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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One waits for you at the stage door and the other is sitting on your front doorstep when you pull up into your driveway.
What does a magician do when he discovers that he has raised a creepy kid himself?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He regrets being a magician.
What is worse than the creepy kid? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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The magician.
How does the magician teach the creepy kid right from wrong?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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First he has to teach the difference between shinola and other substances.
Why do you never want a creepy kid to assist you during miser's dream?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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He's been dreaming the "Thief's Dream."
What did the creepy kid do with the bucket you were planning to use?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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If I wrote it here I'd have to delete it and report myself.
Why did the magician sell his Arabian Tent?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17445 Posts
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He couldn't get that creepy kid out of it...
What was at the top of the Indian rope?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Another Indian.
Why did the Indian Fakir sell his sword basket?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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No Indian creepy kids and girls want to be inside after seeing blood stains in the interior.
What is the difference between a magician and a creepy kid magician? |
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nathanallen Special user Des Moines, Iowa, USA 522 Posts
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The words "a creepy kid".
Is there a better gimmick ever created than this: http://maniacofmagic.com/Documents/Trap%20Door%20Hand.jpg ???
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
www.maniacofmagic.com To buy a prop is nothing. To write a good routine is something. To really entertain an audience is everything. |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Terrific! I am amazed! (I kid you not! That's great!)
Bill
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Quote:
On 2009-01-20 14:58, nathanallen wrote: Yes, sex. Why is Dynamike always performing magic? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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What else would he rather do than trying to impress those creepy kids.
Why do the magician buy extra of the same props and prefer to use the cheaper version and keep the other expensive one for collection purposes? |
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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Hey, if you can't impress the paying audience impress the dinner guests.
How do you keep the creepy kid away from your collection?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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By putting the following three in front of it:
Father Photius, a Bible and a cross. Why are so many magicians jealous of Dynamike? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Huh, who's that pretty lady with Dynamike ... and who's Dynamike
Why is it that magicians use stooges to fool the audience? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because they do not know what a confederate is.
Why do magicians wish they had Dynamike's skills? |
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