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JRob
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That's a trick question, we don't grow up

What's the difference between a magician and that creepy kid that seems to get to us?
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Bill Ligon
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Oh, maybe 15 years.

Why do magicians ask trick questions?
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JamesTong
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Tricking people is what they apparently do best.

What is the difference between the heckler and the creepy kid?
JRob
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One waits for you at the stage door and the other is sitting on your front doorstep when you pull up into your driveway.

What does a magician do when he discovers that he has raised a creepy kid himself?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
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JamesTong
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He regrets being a magician.

What is worse than the creepy kid?
Bill Ligon
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The magician.

How does the magician teach the creepy kid right from wrong?
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Father Photius
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First he has to teach the difference between shinola and other substances.

Why do you never want a creepy kid to assist you during miser's dream?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bill Ligon
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He's been dreaming the "Thief's Dream."

What did the creepy kid do with the bucket you were planning to use?
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Father Photius
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If I wrote it here I'd have to delete it and report myself.

Why did the magician sell his Arabian Tent?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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He couldn't get that creepy kid out of it...
What was at the top of the Indian rope?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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Another Indian.

Why did the Indian Fakir sell his sword basket?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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No Indian creepy kids and girls want to be inside after seeing blood stains in the interior.

What is the difference between a magician and a creepy kid magician?
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The words "a creepy kid".

Is there a better gimmick ever created than this:
http://maniacofmagic.com/Documents/Trap%20Door%20Hand.jpg
???
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
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To buy a prop is nothing.
To write a good routine is something.
To really entertain an audience is everything.
Bill Ligon
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Terrific! I am amazed! (I kid you not! That's great!)

Bill
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Quote:
On 2009-01-20 14:58, nathanallen wrote:
The words "a creepy kid".

Is there a better gimmick ever created than this:
http://maniacofmagic.com/Documents/Trap%20Door%20Hand.jpg
???

Yes, sex.

Why is Dynamike always performing magic?
JamesTong
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What else would he rather do than trying to impress those creepy kids.

Why do the magician buy extra of the same props and prefer to use the cheaper version and keep the other expensive one for collection purposes?
JRob
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Hey, if you can't impress the paying audience impress the dinner guests.

How do you keep the creepy kid away from your collection?
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Dynamike
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By putting the following three in front of it:
Father Photius, a Bible and a cross.

Why are so many magicians jealous of Dynamike?
JamesTong
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Huh, who's that pretty lady with Dynamike ... and who's Dynamike

Why is it that magicians use stooges to fool the audience?
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Because they do not know what a confederate is.

Why do magicians wish they had Dynamike's skills?
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