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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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So they could claim complete disability with social security.
Why did the magician wear an evening gown on stage?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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So he could be Father Photius' look alike.
What other magician keeps magic alive besides Dynamike? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Father Photius with his hilarious humor.
Why are magicians so concern over what cups to use for the cups and balls routine? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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So they will have the right protection incase they get kicked there.
Why did Kyle disappear from this section? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He can't tolerate Dynamike's grammar.
Why do magicians use sucker tricks to get even with the creepy kid? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because this is an equal world.
What is the only trick Dynamike will not perform? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Stripping himself naked in front of the audience and perform the dancing cane.
Why is it that magic tricks is now sold everywhere but we do not see magicians everywhere? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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On 2009-01-21 23:45, Father Photius wrote: (sheesh! answer was so obvious, the magician was a female. Oh Mike, how did you miss that?) Why don't you see magicians everywhere? I'm beginning to think you can't find magicians anywhere. What happened when the magician tried to climb his appearing ladder?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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It disappeared.
Why does Father Photius look more like a Grampar Host than a Grammar Host?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Gee, I always thought I looked like Gabby Hayes! Wish I were a Grampar Host, gotta have a long talk with my two grown sons one of these days.
Why does Bill's Avatar appear much more magical than Dynamike's?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17380 Posts
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Because we had much more time to examine Bills before it changed...
What did the creepy kid do when the magician turned his back?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The one that just bought the bow and arrow kid shot him in the back just to see whether the magician would die or not.
What is Father Photius' favorite trick to control the creepy kids? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17380 Posts
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Spectator escapes from straight jacket...
How long did Dynamike stay in the block of ice?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Within 5 minutes and he is screaming to get out
How did Father Photius control those creepy kids so well? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17380 Posts
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He didn't show up...
Why did the magician only use 2 rings for a trick?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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The others were hooked together.
Why did Joseph tie a rope around the creepy kid's neck?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Because his parents did not pay him for the performance.
Why is Bill Ligon's left eye popping out after watching Dynamike's performance? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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He thought the President of the United States was doing a magic show.
Why is James Tong wearing a fancy shirt?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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So he won't be confused for the president of the United States when he is doing his magic act.
Why was Richard Kimbell always trying to catch a one armed magician?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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To get pointers on one-handed card cuts
Was Dr. Kimbell ever successful in his pursuit?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
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