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Father Photius
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An escape hatch. (He has to get a good head start on those audiences)

What did the magician do when he tried to pass the ring over the floating lady and it wouldn't go?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Waited for the Viagra to wear down.

How many more years do you think Dynamike will be voted the magician of the year?
JamesTong
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He is way past his prime to be voted as one.

Why is Dynamike's girlfriends and assistances so fearful of him?
joseph
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Because he needs volunteers for his home made head chopper effect...
What was the magicians last trick of the show?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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If it is Dynamike's, his unperformed head chopper effect ... he is still looking for a volunteer for this effect.

Why are magicians calling themselves dove workers?
JRob
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Because they want to make it sound more like they have a real job

What magic word makes magicians cringe when they hear laymen speak it?
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Dynamike
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A member of a Baptist Church speaking in tongues.

Which female will be the perfect assistant for Dynamike?
joseph
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One who is willing to lose her head...
Why did the magician fall through the trap door?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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He did not realise the stage had one and he walk directly on one.

Why did the magician utter strange sounds whenever he disappears something?
Dynamike
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Because his topit had a hole leading to his groin.

Why do you think magicians would not be on the Café if it was not for our Dynamike?
joseph
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Because his # of posts = his # of avatars...
What is your favorite Dynamike avatar?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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The ones when he is by himself.

What made Dynamike so famous?
Bill Ligon
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His pretty assistants.

Where does Dynamike find such pretty assistants?
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Father Photius
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At the Dynamike school for wayward girls.

What did the magician say when he pulled a turkey out of his dove pan?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Anybody wants to trade their food stamps for a fresh turkey?

Why did Dynamike say, "Black cows can give white milk too."
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He wanted to prove it was no bull...
What was in the magicians floating light bulb?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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Helium.

Why did Dynamike chose the wrong avatar this time?

(It seems that he is giving the girl a massage)
Bill Ligon
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It's not wrong. It is just too advanced for the rest of us to understand.

Why does Dynamike look like he is about to iron his assistant in that avatar?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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JamesTong
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Because he is holding a high tech iron and that is also how he interviews for new assistants. Those gals have to go through the ironing first.

Why is Dynamike always the subject of this thread's jokes?
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Because he is most magician's #1 mentor.

Why is Dynamike holding a jigsaw in his hand on his avatar?
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