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Father Photius
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Because everybody knows what a cut-up he is.

What does a magician do when he can't find his egg bag?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Search all the pockets of the egg head spectators.

What will Dynamike be if he was not a magician?
Father Photius
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A lot better off.

What did the magician say after he put his gaffed coin into the candy machine?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JRob
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I don't think we can repeat it here

Why do magicians put gaffed coins with the rest of their change?
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Dynamike
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But they do not have any common "cents".

Why was Dynamike voted to be an "Eternal Order" magician out of the thousands of others?
Bill Ligon
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They thought it would keep him quiet.

Why were they so wrong?
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JamesTong
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He is making even more noise after getting the 'eternal order' status

Are the girls really that interested in Dynamike as he stated so frequently?
Dynamike
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Of course they are, that is why Dynamike is always telling them he does not have any time for them, explaining he is on The Magic Café.

What magician we be nice enough to spend time with Dynamike's assistants as he takes a vacation to get away from them?
Bill Ligon
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Me, me! I volunteer!

Why did Dynamike turn me down?
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<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE
Dynamike
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Because his sexy assistants turned him up.

Why is it Dynamike never needs Viagra after his show?
Terry Veckey
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Eh, he enjoys HIMSELF too much during his show?


Why does an obvious talent waste an amazing effect like the jig-saw by inflicting comedy?
-The Lesser Known-
<BR>Terry Veckey
<BR>-"There is no place for laughter in magic." B.Martin-
Father Photius
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He's just a cut up by nature.

Why did the magician flush his rabbit?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Terry Veckey
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That was no ordinary rabbit being flushed. That was Michael Phelps!


Why do I feel I fell into the "Hotel California"?
-The Lesser Known-
<BR>Terry Veckey
<BR>-"There is no place for laughter in magic." B.Martin-
Father Photius
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Because you can checkout anytime, but you can never leave.

What is the magical equivalent of a lost cause?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bill Ligon
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Dynamike's show without his assistants.

What did Father Photius hide under the table?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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Terry Veckey
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Dynamike's assistant.
(don't be up-set there are worse answers out there.)


What do you call a miracle worker that's been mentored by terrorists?
-The Lesser Known-
<BR>Terry Veckey
<BR>-"There is no place for laughter in magic." B.Martin-
JamesTong
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Dynamike

Why is it that Dynamike cannot stop watching other magicians' performances?
Dynamike
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Because he likes receiving large amounts of money he hustles from amateur magicians for only 30 minute magic lessons. "Want help with your magic performances? Well call Dynamike at XXX-XXX-XXXX. He will make you a star in only 30 minutes for just $500."

Why is magic so much better with Dynamike?
JamesTong
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Because he looks so good appearing white color items and he is dressed in white color.

What is Dynamike hiding inside his white costume?
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He just made his white dove appear while his black one is on vacation.

What will magic be without Dynamike?
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