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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts 
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This world will be more colorful and we can have his assistance all by ourselves.
Why is it that Dynamike likes to impress the ladies with his knowledge? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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To be honest, it is something else he is using to impress the ladies.
Why do black rabbits jump higher than white rabbits? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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That's because Dynamike kick them in the butts.
Why is it that Dynamike thinks ladies are crazy over him all the time? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because they go crazy "under" him all the time.
What is a better magic name for Dynamike? |
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Bernie Balloons Elite user N.Y.C. 480 Posts
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Minute Mike
Where does a general keep his army's |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Where does a general keep his army's (gag line needs to be kept on topic, magic) In the plastic bag they came in from the toy store. What did the magician's assistant do after the magician set her dress on fire?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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nathanallen Special user Des Moines, Iowa, USA 522 Posts
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What did the magician's assistant do after the magician set her dress on fire? She decided to never let the magician wear her dresses ever again. Why do so many magicians litter on the stage and not clean it up?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
www.maniacofmagic.com To buy a prop is nothing. To write a good routine is something. To really entertain an audience is everything. |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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To leave magic for the janitors to make it disappear.
What did the magician do when he found out he had the wrong saw to saw his assistant in half in the middle of his performance? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He saw Dynamike in the audience and without Dynamike knowing, ask him to come up the stage and get him into the box, and with an evil smile he says "finally ... no more Dynamike at the Café!" ... and with the same evil smile he just proceed to saw Dynamike. And he got a standing ovation for that.
What does Dynamike do when halfway during a performance he has a very bad tummy ache? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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He performs multiplying bottles of Pepto Bismol and drinks them down.
How did the elephant vanish the magician?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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By sitting on him.
What kind of bottles does Father Photius multiply and drink down?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Mostly Pepto Bismol, I learned the trick from Mike.
What's the difference between a magician with two left hands and a magician with two left feet?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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He does not know how to perform the right way.
What did Dynamike say to the other magicians during magic class? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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"How do I become a magician like you guys?"
Why did the magician's assistant smear the stage with Jello?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17259 Posts
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Because there's always room for it...
Who got rid of the Jello after the magic show?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Bill Cosby and the chicken heart that ate New York City.
Why did the magician tie the silks together?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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To quickly hide the bra trick he used last night, as he was about to perform in Father Photius' church.
What is the #1 trick magicians like to show their spouses? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The appearing rose ... he is still looking for that spouse
What did Dynamike do when the doves **** on his white costume during a performance? |
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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He remembered how good dove cooked in rice is
What is the trick most hated by magicians' wives?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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His own private levitation while looking at his sexy assistants.
What is the first trick Dynamike learned? |
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