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This world will be more colorful and we can have his assistance all by ourselves.

Why is it that Dynamike likes to impress the ladies with his knowledge?
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To be honest, it is something else he is using to impress the ladies.

Why do black rabbits jump higher than white rabbits?
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That's because Dynamike kick them in the butts.

Why is it that Dynamike thinks ladies are crazy over him all the time?
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Because they go crazy "under" him all the time.

What is a better magic name for Dynamike?
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Minute Mike

Where does a general keep his army's
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Where does a general keep his army's

(gag line needs to be kept on topic, magic)

In the plastic bag they came in from the toy store.

What did the magician's assistant do after the magician set her dress on fire?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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What did the magician's assistant do after the magician set her dress on fire?


She decided to never let the magician wear her dresses ever again.


Why do so many magicians litter on the stage and not clean it up?
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To write a good routine is something.
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To leave magic for the janitors to make it disappear.

What did the magician do when he found out he had the wrong saw to saw his assistant in half in the middle of his performance?
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He saw Dynamike in the audience and without Dynamike knowing, ask him to come up the stage and get him into the box, and with an evil smile he says "finally ... no more Dynamike at the Café!" ... and with the same evil smile he just proceed to saw Dynamike. And he got a standing ovation for that.

What does Dynamike do when halfway during a performance he has a very bad tummy ache?
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He performs multiplying bottles of Pepto Bismol and drinks them down.

How did the elephant vanish the magician?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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By sitting on him.

What kind of bottles does Father Photius multiply and drink down?
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Mostly Pepto Bismol, I learned the trick from Mike.

What's the difference between a magician with two left hands and a magician with two left feet?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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He does not know how to perform the right way.

What did Dynamike say to the other magicians during magic class?
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"How do I become a magician like you guys?"

Why did the magician's assistant smear the stage with Jello?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Because there's always room for it...
Who got rid of the Jello after the magic show?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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Bill Cosby and the chicken heart that ate New York City.

Why did the magician tie the silks together?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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To quickly hide the bra trick he used last night, as he was about to perform in Father Photius' church.

What is the #1 trick magicians like to show their spouses?
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The appearing rose ... he is still looking for that spouse

What did Dynamike do when the doves **** on his white costume during a performance?
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He remembered how good dove cooked in rice is

What is the trick most hated by magicians' wives?
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His own private levitation while looking at his sexy assistants.

What is the first trick Dynamike learned?
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