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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts 
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It stands for about 20 minutes without getting tired.
What do magicians dream about?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Becoming talented, popular, skillful and professional like Dynamike.
What does Dynamike has that no other magician has? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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A table that says "Dynamike" on the front.
Where did Dynamike get the table?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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From a second hand junk shop.
What can Dynamike hide with those black silks? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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From Sanford and Son's junk yard.
What trick will Dynamike refuse to perform? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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His enlarging and movable round belly appearance
Why is it that Dynamike wants to be a real magician? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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He saw James Tong's act.
Why didn't he want to do the same tricks as James?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17261 Posts
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Ligon already stole them...
What is your favorite Dynamike illusion?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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The secret to how to make girls appear at my house.
Why does everyone talk about Dynamike? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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His zipper is open.
Why doesn't he zip up his jacket?
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nathanallen Special user Des Moines, Iowa, USA 522 Posts
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Basic fashion rule for suits: The pants should match the jacket.
What does Dynamike currently have in his topit?
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www.maniacofmagic.com To buy a prop is nothing. To write a good routine is something. To really entertain an audience is everything. |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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A squashed slimy wet raw egg. He forgot to take it out after the act.
Why is it that Dynamike does not look like a magician? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Because he does not have a magician's glasses.
How did the magician keep the rabbit in his hat?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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nathanallen Special user Des Moines, Iowa, USA 522 Posts
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If you give pot-brownies to a rabbit, he'll pretty much just hang out wherever, man.
Are Fr. Photius' hands worth 25 cents each, or 25 cents for the pair?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
www.maniacofmagic.com To buy a prop is nothing. To write a good routine is something. To really entertain an audience is everything. |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Oh definitely the pair otherwise I'd be a four bit magician instead of a two bit magician.
What medical device does every magician want in his prop case?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Thumb tips - to replace the thumbs that are badly twisted or mutilated by those creepy kids during the performance.
Can Father Photius perform for the kids without those fake eye glasses he is wearing now? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Shhhhh! If I take them off, everyone will discover my secret identity!
What does a magician use to unclog his sink?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Dynamike would use his magic wand but I would just call the plumber.
Why did the magician produce jumbo, giant and collossus cards in his acts instead of the standard poker size cards? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he was performing for a black basketball team.
Which type of crowd likes Dynamike the most? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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A crowd in a bar in the tenderloin district of San Francisco.
What did the magician use to his rabbit float?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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