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Father Photius
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It stands for about 20 minutes without getting tired.

What do magicians dream about?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Becoming talented, popular, skillful and professional like Dynamike.

What does Dynamike has that no other magician has?
Bill Ligon
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A table that says "Dynamike" on the front.

Where did Dynamike get the table?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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JamesTong
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From a second hand junk shop.

What can Dynamike hide with those black silks?
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From Sanford and Son's junk yard.

What trick will Dynamike refuse to perform?
JamesTong
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His enlarging and movable round belly appearance

Why is it that Dynamike wants to be a real magician?
Bill Ligon
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He saw James Tong's act.

Why didn't he want to do the same tricks as James?
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joseph
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Ligon already stole them...
What is your favorite Dynamike illusion?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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The secret to how to make girls appear at my house.

Why does everyone talk about Dynamike?
Bill Ligon
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His zipper is open.

Why doesn't he zip up his jacket?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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nathanallen
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Basic fashion rule for suits: The pants should match the jacket.

What does Dynamike currently have in his topit?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
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To buy a prop is nothing.
To write a good routine is something.
To really entertain an audience is everything.
JamesTong
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A squashed slimy wet raw egg. He forgot to take it out after the act.

Why is it that Dynamike does not look like a magician?
Father Photius
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Because he does not have a magician's glasses.

How did the magician keep the rabbit in his hat?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
nathanallen
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If you give pot-brownies to a rabbit, he'll pretty much just hang out wherever, man.

Are Fr. Photius' hands worth 25 cents each, or 25 cents for the pair?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
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To buy a prop is nothing.
To write a good routine is something.
To really entertain an audience is everything.
Father Photius
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Oh definitely the pair otherwise I'd be a four bit magician instead of a two bit magician.

What medical device does every magician want in his prop case?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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Thumb tips - to replace the thumbs that are badly twisted or mutilated by those creepy kids during the performance.

Can Father Photius perform for the kids without those fake eye glasses he is wearing now?
Father Photius
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Shhhhh! If I take them off, everyone will discover my secret identity!

What does a magician use to unclog his sink?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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Dynamike would use his magic wand but I would just call the plumber.

Why did the magician produce jumbo, giant and collossus cards in his acts instead of the standard poker size cards?
Dynamike
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Because he was performing for a black basketball team.

Which type of crowd likes Dynamike the most?
Father Photius
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A crowd in a bar in the tenderloin district of San Francisco.

What did the magician use to his rabbit float?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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