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To this day no one knows because the playboy bunny and the magician were under a blanket blocking the view at the moment. Some people do not think that was not the playboy bunny going up.

Why is Dynamike the best, the very best, the best there is to be?
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Because he is in a league and a world of his own.

How do you make a magician float?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bill Ligon
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First, you need a scoop of ice cream....

What the heck does a magician float taste like, anyway?
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Nutty.

Why did the Magic Rabbits Union go on strike?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
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To buy a prop is nothing.
To write a good routine is something.
To really entertain an audience is everything.
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Because they were tired of working for peanuts, they demanded carrots!

(Thanks Bill, I thought nobody was ever going to catch that).


Why did the magician never keep his change in his change bag?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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On 2009-02-09 19:35, Father Photius wrote:
How do you make a magician float?

Give him the same drug Michael Phelps takes. You can't get no "higher" than that.
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On 2009-02-09 21:13, Father Photius wrote:
Because they were tired of working for peanuts, they demanded carrots!

(Thanks Bill, I thought nobody was ever going to catch that).


Why did the magician never keep his change in his change bag?

He had no more room inside because he always kept two D-cell batteries there to please his girlfriend claiming it is his magic wand.

What should magicians do if magic entertainment went out of business because of the economy?
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Make the economy vanish.

Why did the magician refuse to run for congress?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Because Obama said, "Sorry, everyone, we are going to let Dynamike have that position."

What trick is not a trick?
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On 2009-02-09 22:31, Dynamike wrote:
Because Obama said, "Sorry, everyone, we are going to let Dynamike have that position."



(now that is one scary thought! Smile )

What trick is not a trick? The one you paid $200 for last night?


Why did Wizzo make Bozo vanish except for his shoes?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Because Wizzo always wondered what will life be like in Bozo's shoes.

What will happen if Dynamike used the Pink Panther for a pet in his show?
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Dead ant, dead ant. dead ant. dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.....

What does a magician say when he reaches into his change bag and finds no change?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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He said, "Like sands in an hour glass. So are the gold diggers of our lives."

What is the last trick most magicians buy?
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Bullet catch

What is the last trick magicians let their life insurance carrier know about?
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Dynamike
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Where his disappearance leads to after getting a girl pregnant.

What are the best playing cards for Dynamike?
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Escaping from the straits jacket from Dynamike's house

Why is it that no one has seen Dynamike escaping from a straits jacket?
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Because no one ever made a custom size to fit a certain part of his body yet.

How shall we thank Dynamike for all the help he has given to magicians in keeping the Café live.
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Offer him an opportunity to showcase 2 avatars at the same time

Why is it that Dynamike do not like to be called a conjuror when he is being introduced for his performance?
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Because he does not want the audience to know the real him, a "con".

How much money does Dynamike deserve for helping out others on the Café?
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Oh half a centavo ought to cover it.

What caused the magician to look a second time under the silk?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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