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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts 
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Because the magician had to produce them by laying them. He accidentally swallowed the fake eggs in his show 48 hours previously.
What do girls say to Dynamike after seeing him perform on YouTube? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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I can do that too. I just learned it from Father Photius.
Why is Dynamike flooding the You Tube with his magic clips? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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So that future female assistants we see how good of a magician they will be working for.
When are Dynamike's assistants going to stop asking to marry him? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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When he comes over to Malaysia to perform solo acts.
Why does Dynamike thinks the girls are crazy over him all the time? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because each one was born with "coo-coo for Dynamike" labeled on their forehead.
When will magic become real magic? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When Dynamike quits performing.
Why did the magician cram a whole frozen chicken into his dove pan?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He learnt that from Dynamike.
Why is Dynamike adding more rings to his 11 rings routine to make it 20 rings? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he needs rings for all 20 of his wives in Africa.
How much more longer will it take until Dynamike gets his own magician's forum? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Oh I'd say about 10 to the 600th power years should get him in the ballpark.
What did the magician find when he looked into his silk cabby?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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The birth of a silk in action.
Why does Dynamike gets most calls for magic shows in his area? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17379 Posts
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Everyone likes free shows...
Why did the magician take the train instead of driving to Vegas?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because to drive he would have needed a car. Jumping a freight car is much cheaper.
Why did the magician invest his money in white rabbits?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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The green rabbits were already taken.
Why did Dynamike tip his hat?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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So the air pressure wouldn't keep building up in his head.
What did the magician stuff into the bag?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Stuff.
Why did Dynamike do his act wearing a kilt?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because UK does not make trousers big enough for Dynamike and his tribe.
Why do pets enjoy staying with Dynamike? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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They enjoy Dynamike rubbing all the greese, dirt and sweat on them.
Why acts are magicians performing now that Dynamike is not performing also? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17379 Posts
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Find the Lady...
Why is it called Wild Card?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Because Dynamike couldn't get it to calm down.
Why does Dynamike want to put his whole tribe in his trousers?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because the tribe is only his female assistants.
Why does Dynamike has the biggest magic wand on the Café? |
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