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Donnie & Marie were the opening act...
When did he come back in to the theater?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Soon as Father Photius left the building.

Why is Dynamike a great magician that is so humble and modest and never brags about himself?
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Because never before has one man been so exalted in his humility

What magician has been stood up on the most dates?
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It can't be Dynamike because girls love to lay down with him on the most dates.

If magic is not magic, well what is magic?
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When Father Photius is performing we can see that magic is really magic but when Dynamike is performing then magic is no longer magic. (Can't resist another jab on Dynamike)

Why is it that after taking hundreds of jabs we don't see any blue-blacks on Dynamike?
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The Coppertone lotion is what protects him.

Why is Dynamike so warm and lovable whether he performs or not?
Father Photius
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Three words: Johnny Walker Red

What did the magician throw into the audience?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Day #1 A rotten freaking brain. Because it was full of Criss Angel lovers.
Day #2 A slab of barbecue ribs. Because it was full of Dynamike lovers.
Day #3 Razor blades. Because it was full of Photius lovers.
Day #4 A bunch of bananas. Because it was full of David Blaine lovers.
Day #5 Chinese cookies. Because it was full of James Tong lovers.
Day #6 A lot of RJOMs. Because it was full of Kyle lovers.

What is the only trick James Tong can not do?
Father Photius
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The vanish Dynamike forever trick.

Why did the magician sit on the stove?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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To prevent Dynamike from making a pre-mature appearance.

What is Father's Photius favorite routine for kids?
Bill Ligon
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He wanted to ride the range.

Why did the magician name his dove "Laredo?"
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James, we posted on top of each other.
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Bill Ligon
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The Hippity Hop Saints.

Why didn't Dynamike prevent us from posting at the same time?
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On 2009-02-23 14:05, Bill Ligon wrote:
The Hippity Hop Saints.

Why didn't Dynamike prevent us from posting at the same time?


(That is really quite a co-incidence, Bill. Or should I say ... perfect timing LOL.)

He is busy copying Father Photius latest routine.

Why is Father Photius' latest sucker effect for that creepy kid?
Dynamike
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To scare the hail out of them. (Of course you know the real word)

Why do all magicians ask Dynamike for money?
JamesTong
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Because Dynamike is buying all kinds of props from magicians all over the world.

Why is Dynamike such a good buyer for all kinds of props?
Father Photius
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Because he never has figured out to use the ones he already has.

Why did the magician stop doing the Milk vanish?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bill Ligon
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Vanish? I thought I was supposed to drink it!

How can you tell when Dynamike has been going through your magic props?
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Father Photius
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The garbage is knocked over and and all your linking rings are missing.


What did the magician do after he did the passe passe?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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Dynamike was on a props shopping spree and offered a very good price. So he sold it to Dynamike 10 times the price he bought which was what was offered.

Why are most magicians stopped performing the linking rings and Dynamike is now performing this routine everywhere?
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