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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts 
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Either one or the other is on to something as far as "the thing to do" goes
Of Dynamike and most other Magicians, which is the most likely to be on to something?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Dynamike of course.
Why does Dynamike use several live animals in his shows? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he loves visits from the SPCA.
Why did the magician in the nudist colony insist on wearing a top hat?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because it was Dynamike, and he was the only one who knew how to use his head.
What would Dynamike be like if he was a white magician? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Very hard to see in a snow storm.
Why did the magician refuse to use green silks?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he is a republican who does not believe in global warming.
Which cool black magician is best at performing the Linking Rings? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Goldfinger.
Why is his finger gold? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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(I think you spelled my name wrong, no big thing)
From touching too much of Dynamike's jewelry. What makes Dynamike the king of magicians on the Café? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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The Mardi Gras crown he wears.
Why does Dynamike think his name is spelled "G-o-l-d-F-i-n-g-e-r?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Just read his posts, he can't spell.
Which rabbit did the magician eat for dinner, the red rabbit, the white rabbit, or the blue rabbit?
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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The white one. he figured the red and blue ones were the results of the bender he went on the night before.
Why did the magician drop everything from his show that everybody and his cousin was doing?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he did not believe in the magical theory of Relativity.
Why do magicians put rabbits in "dove pans"?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Cause it's coo-l...
What did the magician eat just before his show?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Trix, because he was a kid.
Why do magicians use tricks to get a girl's attention? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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If they don't they are left only with girls who turn tricks.
Why did the magician have only one key on his key chain?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he needs only one lock to lock up his assistant in side the sub trunk to keep the audience from hearing her as she is having a period.
Why do assistants like performing with magicians? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because they get paid to laugh at the magician.
What did the magician hide in his kuma tubes?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he heard Photius was in there too.
Why do kids like silly magicians? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because all kids grow up (and my question said What not Why).
How many liking rings can Dynamike link in a 15 min routine?
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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All of them.
Why did Dynamike leave his rings all linked together?
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