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JRob
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Either one or the other is on to something as far as "the thing to do" goes

Of Dynamike and most other Magicians, which is the most likely to be on to something?
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Dynamike of course.

Why does Dynamike use several live animals in his shows?
Father Photius
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Because he loves visits from the SPCA.


Why did the magician in the nudist colony insist on wearing a top hat?
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Because it was Dynamike, and he was the only one who knew how to use his head.

What would Dynamike be like if he was a white magician?
Father Photius
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Very hard to see in a snow storm.


Why did the magician refuse to use green silks?
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Because he is a republican who does not believe in global warming.

Which cool black magician is best at performing the Linking Rings?
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Goldfinger.

Why is his finger gold?
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(I think you spelled my name wrong, no big thing)

From touching too much of Dynamike's jewelry.

What makes Dynamike the king of magicians on the Café?
Bill Ligon
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The Mardi Gras crown he wears.

Why does Dynamike think his name is spelled "G-o-l-d-F-i-n-g-e-r?
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Just read his posts, he can't spell.

Which rabbit did the magician eat for dinner, the red rabbit, the white rabbit, or the blue rabbit?
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JRob
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The white one. he figured the red and blue ones were the results of the bender he went on the night before.

Why did the magician drop everything from his show that everybody and his cousin was doing?
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Because he did not believe in the magical theory of Relativity.


Why do magicians put rabbits in "dove pans"?
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Cause it's coo-l...
What did the magician eat just before his show?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Trix, because he was a kid.

Why do magicians use tricks to get a girl's attention?
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If they don't they are left only with girls who turn tricks.


Why did the magician have only one key on his key chain?
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Because he needs only one lock to lock up his assistant in side the sub trunk to keep the audience from hearing her as she is having a period.

Why do assistants like performing with magicians?
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Because they get paid to laugh at the magician.

What did the magician hide in his kuma tubes?
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Because he heard Photius was in there too.

Why do kids like silly magicians?
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Because all kids grow up (and my question said What not Why).

How many liking rings can Dynamike link in a 15 min routine?
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All of them.

Why did Dynamike leave his rings all linked together?
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