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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts 
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Because Dynamike is always giving free performances to ladies that PM him.
Why is it so easy to fool magicians and difficult to fool those creepy kids? |
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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Becasue when kids watch the show, they sit on the floor and can see under the table.
Why don't any chicks ever come out of my chick pan?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Thatt's because you don't have a giant chick pan to load those pretty chicks that wear lipsticks.
Why do magicians prefer to use the dove pan and not the duck pan? |
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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Because they don't want to clean up the duck sauce.
Why is that a magician can vanish an assistant, but can't seem to get rid of an ex-wife?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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Because of child support papers.
Who will be the #2 Dynamike when he retires? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Dynamike junior ... who may still be in the making
Why is Dynamike cutting his assistant in pieces (as in the avatar)? |
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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So he can take what he wants and leave the rest behind.
Who would win an old fashion Jamacian stick fight between James Tong and Dynamike?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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James Tong and Dynamike against who?
Will Jehovah Witnesses ever take magic away as an art? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Quote:
On 2009-03-03 21:18, Dynamike wrote: I like that answer, Dynamike. I was waiting for someone to answer that. No. That is because Dynamike is still performing and making his presence felt. How many assistants does Dynamike need to make his performances unusual? |
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Steve_Mollett Inner circle Eh, so I've made 3010 Posts
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None. Hey, you never said the performances had to be GOOD.
What do you get when you cross a mentalist with an escape artist?
Author of: GARROTE ESCAPES
The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth. - Albert Camus |
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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Someone who can get out of his mind and still read yours.
Waht did the dove say to the dove pan?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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"One of these days I'm going to look into upgrading the accommodations"
Where does a magician find doves that talk to inanimate objects?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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Amsterdam.
If the doves are from the Netherlands and the dove pan is made in India, is there a language barrier?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The common language here is ... fire. You still need fire to light up the dove pan.
Why is it that no one tried producing a giraffe from a dove pan? |
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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Becasue the giraffe doesn't have wings.
Why hasn't James Tong invented a giraffe pan?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17175 Posts
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The 12 foot handle keeps breaking..
Why did the magician use polka dotted billiard balls?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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So he could hide them in his polka-dotted tuxedo.
Why did he wear a polka-dotted tux, anyway?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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Because that is what he thought would make him an illusionist.
What kinds of audiences does Photius perform to without his gown? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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People who like marvel heroes ... that's because Father Photius wears a "Superman" costume with extremely bright red underwear outside.
Why is James Tong loving this thread so much? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17175 Posts
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Because he likes reading the 142 pages of this stuff over and over, like I do...
What illusion does Father Photius perform in that Superman getup?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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