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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts 
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Dunk a basketball.
Besides Dynamike, who is the best magician in the world? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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All I can think of is David Coppertone...
Why did the magician float out of the theater?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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Because he had waaaayyyyyyy too much to drink
Why did the magician get slapped in the bar?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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He asked the customer if she wanted to see something..
What is worse than messing up an effect?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Forgetting what you are supposed to do.
What is worst than forgetting what you are supposed to perform? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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No one showing because the audience forgetting you are suppose to perform.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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You forgot the question, Dynamike.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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It was part of the gag.
When is Kyle going to join us in this thread? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He is busy trying to be a winner in another thread.
Why is it that this thread never stops when Dynamike is around? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he is endless.
What avatar of Dynamike looks the best? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The black bunny from the black top hat.
Why is Dynamike not changing his avatar that often now? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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He's been to busy modeling for the next batch.
What is Photius going to say when he sees our latest threads? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He will change into his 'superman' costume and ...
Why are there so many people above the age of 50 playing with magic toys now? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because they haven't grown up yet.
What section will Michael Jackson be in mostly if he became a member with the Café? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Right here ... where he will receive the most jabbings from us.
Why is it that magicians do not transform their doves to porcupines with their rabbit box? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because there is a curse saying the magician will loose his "hare".
Why is Photius presently traveling around the world performing at kids' shows? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He lost a bet with those creepy kids. Now he has to perform for them until they are sick of his acts.
What is the biggest animal used in a magic performance? Why? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Dinosaurs. Moses was performing educational magic at a school for kids.
Why is magic the favorite performing art? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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That's because magic is a 'fooling'art ... its so easy to fool people with it, especially magicians.
Why is it that no one is performing the multiplying spiders? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Beause no one has a web to stand on.
How did Dynamike get so good at magic? |
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