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Dunk a basketball.

Besides Dynamike, who is the best magician in the world?
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All I can think of is David Coppertone...
Why did the magician float out of the theater?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Because he had waaaayyyyyyy too much to drink

Why did the magician get slapped in the bar?
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He asked the customer if she wanted to see something..
What is worse than messing up an effect?...
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Forgetting what you are supposed to do.

What is worst than forgetting what you are supposed to perform?
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No one showing because the audience forgetting you are suppose to perform.
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You forgot the question, Dynamike.
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It was part of the gag.

When is Kyle going to join us in this thread?
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He is busy trying to be a winner in another thread.

Why is it that this thread never stops when Dynamike is around?
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Because he is endless.

What avatar of Dynamike looks the best?
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The black bunny from the black top hat.

Why is Dynamike not changing his avatar that often now?
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He's been to busy modeling for the next batch.

What is Photius going to say when he sees our latest threads?
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He will change into his 'superman' costume and ...

Why are there so many people above the age of 50 playing with magic toys now?
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Because they haven't grown up yet.

What section will Michael Jackson be in mostly if he became a member with the Café?
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Right here ... where he will receive the most jabbings from us.

Why is it that magicians do not transform their doves to porcupines with their rabbit box?
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Because there is a curse saying the magician will loose his "hare".

Why is Photius presently traveling around the world performing at kids' shows?
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He lost a bet with those creepy kids. Now he has to perform for them until they are sick of his acts.

What is the biggest animal used in a magic performance? Why?
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Dinosaurs. Moses was performing educational magic at a school for kids.

Why is magic the favorite performing art?
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That's because magic is a 'fooling'art ... its so easy to fool people with it, especially magicians.

Why is it that no one is performing the multiplying spiders?
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Beause no one has a web to stand on.

How did Dynamike get so good at magic?
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