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JamesTong
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By copying Father Photius's act that was copied from James

What would Father Photius do when some of the kids he is performing for start crying out loudly and pointing their fingers at the 'superman' outfit?
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He would say: "Kids, I know I am only skin and bones, that is because I retired."

What will be the first trick Photius will perform for the kids?
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The fly swatter appearance ... so he can swat someone anytime.

Why is it that Father Photius does not perform cigarette manipulations?
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Because the cigarette companies banned him from holding their cigarettes.

What will be Photius' favorite pet to use?
JamesTong
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His cold slimy per lizard.

Which manipulation routine is Father Photius famous for?
Dynamike
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Manipulating members words to make it looked as if they spelled it wrong.

What was Photius first magic trick?
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He has to learn how to say the magic word "abracadabra" first.

What is Father Photius's favorite silk trick for kids?
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Turning a silk into a bible.

What will James say magically when he get 3400 post?
JamesTong
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Wow! Did I send out 3400 jabs?

What is Dynamike's favorite magic words?
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Honey, can we go to bed now?

What is James' favorite magic words?
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Watch my hands carefully.

What is Father Photius's favorite magic words?
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Amencadabra.

What is Photius' hardest trick to perform?
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Changing the color of his gown to a different shade of black.

What is the easiest trick to learn?
Bill Ligon
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Making money vanish.

How do you get rich as a magician?
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You start out mega rich.

How many magicians does it take to remember all the jokes Mark Wilson told at WMS?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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None, you just have to find Mark's cue cards.

Why are James and Dynamike tag teaming Father Photius?
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Only heaven knows...
Why did the magician pull coins out of the bratty kids ears?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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That was the only way to get paid as he acted as an ear doctor.

Why Photius never told us he was going to WMS before he left?
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So nobody will expect him there ... his objective is to copy everyone's act.

What is going to happen now since Photius is back?
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We are going to have to sit up straight, type properly, show respect to each other and read the bible.

What trick did Photius learn at the WMS?
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