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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
He didn't learn anything ... he got lost and never made it to WMS.
Why is Photius the latest candidate for jabbing now? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
Just to find out if this stress is going to make his hair turn any more grey and to see if his beard is going to come off hair by hair.
Why did Kyle disappear? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
He does not want to be jabbed.
Why is Dynamike jabbing everyone here? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Because it's fun.
(And I did make it to WMS) Why did the magician give up doing manipulation acts?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
Because he could not compete against Dynamike.
How much longer will it have to be until Photius disappears again so us magicians can start another "last post" thread? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
I'll disappear again for a few days mid week. But take up your disappearing posts with people who make them disappear.
What did the magician really have in his milk pitcher?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
The cow's utter so the milk pitcher would never run out.
What is the only trick Photius can not perform? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
The invulnerability to Kryptonite trick.
Why did the magician always eat a lot of beans before his show?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
He was paid a truck load of beans and that is going to be his food for weeks.
Why is Photius disappearing again? |
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts |
He needs a few days away from here to craft a new secret identity.
Why did James Tong start smoking when he was four years old?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
To help himself stop the habit of being a drinker.
Why was our "last post" game thread taking away? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
I didn't see it so I really have no clue, but best guess, it was off topic. This is the humor in magic forum. Off topic items are the ones most likely to get locked or removed.
Why did the magician pull a ferret out of his hat?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
The assistant misunderstood "parrot"...
Where did the bottle cap suddenly appear?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
Inside the bottle.
Why is it that this thread is so fun and entertaining for me? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
Because it is an excuse for not practicing.
When is Kyle going to come back to us? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When Dynamike starts staying on the topic of humor in magic.
Why did the magician run from the floating lightbulb?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
He didn't know WATT else to do...
What happened when the buzz saw illusion malfunctioned?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
The magician's sister became his half sister.
What did the kids say when the magician farted on stage? (besides "Your act stinks!!!") |
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts |
I know how to do that trick!
What's the difference between a trick and an effect?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
A prostitute gets paid for the first a magician tries to get paid for the second.
How many feet does a two headed magician have?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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