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Drew Manning
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Because the magican before him only vanished the elephant, not the poop it left on stage.

What would Father Photius' magic forum be called?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice
Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!

-The Reverend Horton Heat
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Phather Photius' Phantastic Phinger Phlicking Phorum phor Phun and Phrolic.

Why did I write that?
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Drew Manning
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Becasue of the ppppppppprozac.

Why did [i]I[/] write that?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice
Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!

-The Reverend Horton Heat
Bill Ligon
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Mushrooms.

Ok. What did the magician say when he sat on the hotplate?
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Father Photius
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YYYEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!

(Mind if I copyright that name, Bill? Sounds like the best name for a show since the show of 1001 Wonders.)

Why did the magician steal his assistant's purse?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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He had to get paid somehow...
Why didn't the magician pay his assistant?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike stole his assistant.

What would a magician do if he is jobless/showless for some time?
Bill Ligon
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Change his name to "Dynamike."

What did the magician suggest for improving the economy?
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Drew Manning
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Everybody do the miser's dream all at once.

What is he going to suggest if that doesn't work?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice
Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!

-The Reverend Horton Heat
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Everyone performs the osaka bills together and at the same time world wide.

What if this still does not work, what should he suggest next?
Father Photius
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Make all politicians everywhere vanish.

What did the magician do with the bottle of 30 year old single malt scotch?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Drew Manning
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He gave it to Ron White as a gift.

What would DC call the illusion in which he vanishes said politicains?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice
Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!

-The Reverend Horton Heat
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The Ultimate Veto...
What would he call an illusion to produce politicians?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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A disaster.

Why did the magician change from doves to crows?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Because he knew it was "Time for a change."

What is the only trick Dynamike can not perform?
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The one where I pick a card and he finds it...
Why did the magician go to Washington D.C.?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Because he always wanted to visit fantasyland.

Why did Dynamike go to Washington state?
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Because other states quit taking food stamps.

What trick can be done with a wic card?
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A very q-wic one...
What happened to the magicians invisible deck?...
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Drew Manning
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It got lost when someone wrapped it up with invisible thread.

What did the magican do when he realized he couldn't find the deck?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice
Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!

-The Reverend Horton Heat
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